[raggedyandy7]

oh yeah...watching it...this is just pure genious. hahaha. Got the dvd for Christmas and am i enjoying it??????? DO MONKEYS ENJOY BANANAS!?!?! this is just greatness at its best. well. i gotta go watch my movie now. YIPPEE


"rise in the presence of....dark helmet" hahaha

[skilar]

SANDURZ That's true, sir, but there's been a new breakthrough in
home-video marketing.

HELMET There has?

SANDURZ Yes. Instant cassettes. They're out in stores before the
movie is finished.

HELMET Naaaaa.

CORPORAL Here it is, sir. Spaceballs.

SANDURZ Good work, Corporal. Punch it up.

CORPORAL starts the tape. It starts on the FBI Warning.

SANDURZ Started much too early. Prepare to fast-forward.

CORPORAL Preparing to fast-forward.

SANDURZ Fast-forward.

CORPORAL Fast-forwarding, sir.

Starts fast-forwarding through the ludicrous speed scene. Helmet is
thrown into the panel at a high-speed.

HELMET Nnnnno. Go past this, past this part. In fact, never play
this again.

SANDURZ Try here. Stop.

The movie stops at the exact same thing that is actually happening
now. HELMET looks at the camera, then he turns back to the monitor.
SANDURZ looks at the camera when HELMET looks back at the monitor,
then he looks back at the monitor. HELMET looks at the camera when
SANDURZ looks back at the monitor. When HELMET turns back, he waves
his hand. He turns back to the camera.

HELMET What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the
movie?

SANDURZ Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens
now, is happening now.

HELMET What happened to then?

SANDURZ We passed then?

HELMET When?

SANDURZ Just now. We're at now, now.

HELMET Go back to then.

SANDURZ When?

HELMET Now.

SANDURZ Now?

HELMET Now.

SANDURZ I can't.

HELMET Why?

SANDURZ We missed it.

HELMET When?

SANDURZ Just now.

HELMET When will then be now?

CORPORAL rewinds the tape. He stops at the point when LONE STARR,
BARF, VESPA, and DOT are walking through the desert.

SANDURZ Soon.



YOGURT Merchandising.

BARF Merchandising? What's that?

YOGURT Merchandising. Come. I'll show. Open up this door.

DINKS open a slab in the wall. In it, is a whole bunch of
"Spaceballs - The Movie" merchandise.

YOGURT Ha, ha, ha, come. Walk this way. Take a look. We put the
pictures name on everything. Merchandising. Merchandising. Where the
real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt,
Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-
the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower. (turns it on)

DINKS Ooooooo.

YOGURT The kids love this one. Last, but not least, Spaceballs - the
Doll. (hold up a doll of himself) Me. (pulls on the string)

YOGURT DOLL May the Schwartz be with you.



haha lol and my all time fav scene:

HELMET So the combination is one, two, three, four, five. (lifts
mask) That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life.
That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage.

......SKROOB Great. Now we can take every last breath fresh air from
planet Druidia. What's the combination?

SANDURZ One, two, three, four, five.

SKROOB One, two, three, four, five?

SANDURZ That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.
Prepare Spaceball 1 for immediate departure.

SANDURZ Yes, sir.

SKROOB, SANDURZ, and HELMET start walking out the door.

SKROOB And change the combination on my luggage.


lol!

[shineN]

I love how when Dark Helmet puts his face mask down, his voice drops an octave or two....

Spaceball: NOO.... NOT THAT....

Dark Helmet: Yes! THAT!



Dark Helmet: I see your shwartz is almost as big as mine... lets see if you know how to handle it.

[PKfanSteph]

Oh boy!

I love this movie!!!!! I'm really glad I'm not the only one here who does! My college roommates and I would watch and watch and watch the video and when I got my DVD player, the first DVD I bought was Spaceballs. What did you think of the directors' commentary?

"Why didn't anybody tell me my [rear] was so big!"

"I'm surrounded by..." Sounds like some of my college dormmates. But then, so does Barth

"Gimmie paw!"