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Old 12-19-2002, 12:10 PM   #16
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Hahaha...I goofed. Maybe I should go and double check the scripture before posting it...

"I am against you," declares the LORD Almighty.
"I will lift your ___________________.

I added a "Behold" at the beginning, and an "up" between lift and your. Sorry! The version I was referencing was the Loosely Memorized Version (LMV).

OK...now it should be easy to get. BTW, this book contains a couple "I am against you" phrases.

Peace.
Alright... first I'm thinkin' Ezekiel for some strange reason... I think it's because that's where I found the closest thing last time... but VOILA!

Nahum 3
5"Behold, I am against you," says the LORD of hosts;
"I will lift [no "up"!] your skirts over your face,
I will show the nations your nakedness,
And the kingdoms your shame.




lol.

LOL @ LMV...

hmmm I don't think I would have ever found that one if bible gateway didn't have a search option.
blah @ cheating.
OK......................
now that the aroma of victory has faded....
I proceed with another somewhat vulgar question...

What were soldiers commanded while they were incamped when they needed to take a dump?

those italics made it look classier eh?

HINT: it's in one of the *books of law*.

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Old 12-19-2002, 12:49 PM   #17
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"As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement."

From Deuteronomy 23:13

Oholibah's Egyptian lovers were likened unto certain animals...what animals were they, and why were they compared to them?

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Old 12-19-2002, 03:49 PM   #18
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I would answer that question, but that's just downright sick... :kdead:
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Old 12-19-2002, 04:17 PM   #19
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Ahhhh...what a spoil sport. :P
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Old 12-19-2002, 04:44 PM   #20
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What a cop-out

Ezekiel 23:20-
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose *wince* genitals were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of horses."

I'm going to take a shower now, I feel dirty.

What happened to a certain unfortunate abused concubine?

Think about it! Consider it! Tell us what it is! (subtle hint)
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Old 12-24-2002, 02:49 PM   #21
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What a cop-out

Ezekiel 23:20-
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose *wince* genitals were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of horses."

I'm going to take a shower now, I feel dirty.

What happened to a certain unfortunate abused concubine?

Think about it! Consider it! Tell us what it is! (subtle hint)
K we could use an answer now
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Old 12-24-2002, 03:45 PM   #22
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"As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement."

From Deuteronomy 23:13

Oholibah's Egyptian lovers were likened unto certain animals...what animals were they, and why were they compared to them?

what kind of sick disgusting question was that?? that wasn't very nessecary.
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Old 12-29-2002, 06:29 PM   #23
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K answers the next day if you please

So here is another ? since no one os answering

What were the names of Naomis sons?
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Old 12-29-2002, 06:42 PM   #24
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Mahlon and Kilion.

Um. . . I don't have any good questions right now, so if someone has one post it. If not I'll think of one later.
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Old 12-31-2002, 06:13 PM   #25
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What happened to the kids who made fun of Elisha?

Why did they make fun of him?
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Old 01-01-2003, 08:27 AM   #26
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They made fun of him by calling him bald-head and then bears ate them.
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Old 01-01-2003, 04:40 PM   #27
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Mahlon and Kilion.

Um. . . I don't have any good questions right now, so if someone has one post it. If not I'll think of one later.
Close it was Mahlon and Chilion just mispelled the name
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Old 01-01-2003, 06:05 PM   #28
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What happened to a certain unfortunate abused concubine?
She was thrown out to a crowd a la Lot's daughters and was raped and beaten. Then the next morning her master cut her into 12 pieces and sent them to all the areas of Israel

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Old 01-01-2003, 06:11 PM   #29
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What common items were used to prove that a son of Jacob had an affair?
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Old 01-01-2003, 08:10 PM   #30
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Um, sorry if I'm confused here or if I'm thinking of another story. . . Idols?
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