12-19-2002, 12:10 PM
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#16 | | adorkable
Joined: May 2002 Location: I drift Posts: 1,055
| Quote: Originally posted by Bob_The_Veggie Hahaha...I goofed. Maybe I should go and double check the scripture before posting it... 
"I am against you," declares the LORD Almighty.
"I will lift your ___________________.
I added a "Behold" at the beginning, and an "up" between lift and your. Sorry! The version I was referencing was the Loosely Memorized Version (LMV).
OK...now it should be easy to get. BTW, this book contains a couple "I am against you" phrases.
Peace. | Alright... first I'm thinkin' Ezekiel for some strange reason... I think it's because that's where I found the closest thing last time... but VOILA!
Nahum 3
5" Behold, I am against you," says the LORD of hosts;
" I will lift [no "up"!] your skirts over your face,
I will show the nations your nakedness,
And the kingdoms your shame.
lol.
LOL @ LMV...
hmmm I don't think I would have ever found that one if bible gateway didn't have a search option.
blah @ cheating.
OK......................
now that the aroma of victory has faded....
I proceed with another somewhat vulgar question...
What were soldiers commanded while they were incamped when they needed to take a dump?
those italics made it look classier eh?
HINT: it's in one of the *books of law*.
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12-19-2002, 12:49 PM
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#17 | | Practically Papist
Joined: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,330
| "As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement."
From Deuteronomy 23:13
Oholibah's Egyptian lovers were likened unto certain animals...what animals were they, and why were they compared to them?
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12-19-2002, 03:49 PM
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#18 | | gypsy queen
Joined: Feb 2002 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 5,103
| I would answer that question, but that's just downright sick... :kdead:
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12-19-2002, 04:17 PM
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#19 | | Practically Papist
Joined: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,330
| Ahhhh...what a spoil sport. :P
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12-19-2002, 04:44 PM
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#20 | | <clever slogan>
Joined: Sep 2002 Location: Illinois Posts: 293
| What a cop-out
Ezekiel 23:20-
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose *wince* genitals were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of horses."
I'm going to take a shower now, I feel dirty.
What happened to a certain unfortunate abused concubine?
Think about it! Consider it! Tell us what it is! (subtle hint)
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12-24-2002, 02:49 PM
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#21 | | Rock'inForTheAlmightyLord
Joined: Sep 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 100
| Quote: Originally posted by skankin4yaweh What a cop-out 
Ezekiel 23:20-
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose *wince* genitals were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of horses."
I'm going to take a shower now, I feel dirty.
What happened to a certain unfortunate abused concubine? 
Think about it! Consider it! Tell us what it is! (subtle hint) | K we could use an answer now |
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12-24-2002, 03:45 PM
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#22 | | is kicking it old school
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 26,045
| Quote: Originally posted by Bob_The_Veggie "As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement."
From Deuteronomy 23:13
Oholibah's Egyptian lovers were likened unto certain animals...what animals were they, and why were they compared to them? | what kind of sick disgusting question was that?? that wasn't very nessecary. |
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12-29-2002, 06:29 PM
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#23 | | Rock'inForTheAlmightyLord
Joined: Sep 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 100
| K answers the next day if you please
So here is another ? since no one os answering
What were the names of Naomis sons? |
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12-29-2002, 06:42 PM
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#24 | | Home from Perú!
Joined: Feb 2002 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,359
| Mahlon and Kilion.
Um. . . I don't have any good questions right now, so if someone has one post it. If not I'll think of one later.
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12-31-2002, 06:13 PM
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#25 | | Practically Papist
Joined: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,330
| What happened to the kids who made fun of Elisha?
Why did they make fun of him?
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01-01-2003, 08:27 AM
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#26 | | from the womb to the tomb
Joined: Aug 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 383
| They made fun of him by calling him bald-head and then bears ate them.
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01-01-2003, 04:40 PM
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#27 | | Rock'inForTheAlmightyLord
Joined: Sep 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 100
| Quote: Originally posted by Jozeca Mahlon and Kilion.
Um. . . I don't have any good questions right now, so if someone has one post it. If not I'll think of one later. | Close it was Mahlon and Chilion just mispelled the name |
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01-01-2003, 06:05 PM
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#28 | | is Your Mom
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 4,899
| Quote: Originally posted by skankin4yaweh
[B]
What happened to a certain unfortunate abused concubine?  | She was thrown out to a crowd a la Lot's daughters and was raped and beaten. Then the next morning her master cut her into 12 pieces and sent them to all the areas of Israel
Judges 19 |
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01-01-2003, 06:11 PM
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#29 | | is Your Mom
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 4,899
| What common items were used to prove that a son of Jacob had an affair? |
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01-01-2003, 08:10 PM
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#30 | | Home from Perú!
Joined: Feb 2002 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,359
| Um, sorry if I'm confused here or if I'm thinking of another story. . . Idols?
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