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Old 08-21-2002, 08:59 PM   #1
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Who had the worst case of constipation in the Bible?













Moses, he took two tablets.


Who had the worst recorded case of a drug overdose in the Bible?













Stephen, he was "stoned to death"



Anyone got any more??

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Old 08-21-2002, 09:38 PM   #2
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I tried to read Ezekiel, but I found it a little hard to swallow. (Read Ezekiel 3:1-3)
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