I don't even know where to begin with my current cat...
- Scratches the sides of her litterbox as soon as she's done her business as opposed to, you know, being a normal cat and burying her waste.
- Hisses at my hairspray.
- Chews on everything remotely string-like and tries to drag it off. I routinely wake up in the morning to find one of my shoes has wandered across the room.
- Doesn't tolerate me going to the bathroom without her.
- Doesn't tolerate me sleeping in in the morning (even when I've fed her), or taking a nap.
- Loves buttered toast above all other things.
- Goes insane and starts trying to climb the walls at the rustle of a plastic bag.
- Will fetch any piece of paper which is at all crumpled from the recycling bin.
- Her vocalisations... well, I really need a microphone for that one.
I think I'm done, for now.