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Unread 12-30-2020, 05:28 PM   #1
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I'd like to apply to become a Conservative.

Pros:

- I'm a straight white male.

Cons:

- I've never been divorced.

- I'm capable of empathy.

- I've witnessed systemic oppression and can't bring myself to blame "them."

What do you folks think my chances are?

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Unread 12-30-2020, 09:56 PM   #2
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Well what are you trying to conserve?
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Unread 12-30-2020, 11:25 PM   #3
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Well what are you trying to conserve?
'Merica, Bro.
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Unread 12-31-2020, 02:38 AM   #4
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Try putting it in the freezer
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Or salting it
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Unread 12-31-2020, 10:27 AM   #6
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Try putting it in the freezer
I tried. 'Merica turns cold weather into Xtreme sports and somehow bros down even harder.

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Or salting it
Like a margarita? I'm in!
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Unread 12-31-2020, 10:44 AM   #7
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Pros:

- I'm a straight white male.

Cons:

- I've never been divorced.

- I'm capable of empathy.

- I've witnessed systemic oppression and can't bring myself to blame "them."

What do you folks think my chances are?
If we're talking about being politcally conservative then none of those things actually matter. I would classify as conservative in many areas and I would say I meet all four of those requirements.
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Unread 12-31-2020, 10:56 AM   #8
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If we're talking about being politcally conservative then none of those things actually matter. I would classify as conservative in many areas and I would say I meet all four of those requirements.
Sweet! Once my application has been approved, can I call people snowflakes?
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Unread 12-31-2020, 11:19 AM   #9
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Sweet! Once my application has been approved, can I call people snowflakes?
Do whatever floats your boat. I typically don't worry too much about what other people think and I do my best not to let them bother me.
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Unread 12-31-2020, 02:18 PM   #10
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Do whatever floats your boat. I typically don't worry too much about what other people think and I do my best not to let them bother me.
I appreciate your sober minded approach, but I'm finding it difficult to pick on you. Respectful frustration?
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I appreciate your sober minded approach, but I'm finding it difficult to pick on you. Respectful frustration?
Do what you must but as far as your application goes....

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Unread 01-02-2021, 04:27 PM   #12
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*deep sigh of relief*
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Unread 01-19-2021, 11:30 AM   #13
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Well, I didn't commit sedition so I guess I can't be a conservative.
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Unread 01-19-2021, 11:34 AM   #14
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Tomorrow is the big day, dawg. Plenty of time left to sedish (on minecraft).
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Unread 01-19-2021, 11:46 AM   #15
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Tomorrow is the big day, dawg. Plenty of time left to sedish (on minecraft).
Since you incited me, you are now looking very Presidential.
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