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Unread 04-25-2018, 10:11 AM   #1
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Uranus Stinks

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Unread 04-26-2018, 06:33 AM   #2
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I am sad to know this has been here nearly 24 hours and not one joke or comment.

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Unread 04-26-2018, 02:44 PM   #3
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I thought about what would happen if someone lit a match on Uranus, but then I realized there's probably no oxygen to sustain combustion.
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Unread 04-27-2018, 06:38 AM   #4
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I thought about what would happen if someone lit a match on Uranus, but then I realized there's probably no oxygen to sustain combustion.
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Unread 05-01-2018, 10:37 PM   #5
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I thought about what would happen if someone lit a match on Uranus, but then I realized there's probably no oxygen to sustain combustion.
Nothing can survive on Uranus. People would suffocate on Uranus.
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Bahaha! Uranus! Hahahah! Lol
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What would a flood on Uranus be called?
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What would a flood on Uranus be called?
If it is brown
and it messes up your gown

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Unread 03-25-2019, 02:10 AM   #9
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Well, clearly some of us are more mature than first though.
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Unread 03-25-2019, 05:08 AM   #10
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Well, clearly some of us are more mature than first though.
Did you only just get the joke?
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Unread 03-25-2019, 12:54 PM   #11
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What joke?
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Unread 03-25-2019, 02:42 PM   #12
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Unread 03-25-2019, 03:02 PM   #13
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I look down my nose at your obscene gestures.
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I look down my nose at your obscene gestures.
You freaking pioneered the obscene gesture.
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Your face is a pioneered gesture
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