What do you want to be when you grow up?

Chip20045 · 10-12-2002, 10:25 PM

hey, i wanna be a rock star too lol...but i plan on going to college for bass, and becoming a studio bassist if i can't make it w/ a band, but i want to double-major in secondary education...

perhaps · 10-13-2002, 12:44 AM

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hmmm I've been thinking about getting into Law lately

Still thinking about law...

Jay42 · 10-13-2002, 03:26 PM

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Still thinking about law...

LOL!

I think you could make a good lawyer since you are good at remembering details. But you have to be able to put up with these kind of jokes:

Q. What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? 
A. A tick falls off of you when you die. 
Q. What do you have when 100 Lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand? 
A. Not enough sand. 
Q. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? 
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog. 
Q. Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? 
A. If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, They cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever. 
Q. Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? 
A. They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. 
Q. What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? 
A. Lipstick. 
Q. It was so cold last winter ... (How cold was it?) ... 
A. It was SO cold ... that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets. 
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates. "$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man. "Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question?" 
Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? 
A. Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

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perhaps · 10-13-2002, 10:01 PM

C'mon Jay. I'm really disappointed. This is a Christian site. There is no need for humour of any sort.

haha just kidding. I especially like the last one hahaha!!

GMartin2R · 10-14-2002, 01:17 AM

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C'mon Jay. I'm really disappointed. This is a Christian site. There is no need for humour of any sort.

haha just kidding. I especially like the last one hahaha!!

yeah those are great... :klol:

Jozeca · 10-15-2002, 06:49 PM

I'm very interested in linguistics but I don't think I'll go there. . . I am called into the childrens ministry, but I'm not sure how that's all going to work out yet. God is faithful, though.

hawaiiangymnast · 10-21-2002, 12:11 PM

I've been doing alot of thinking and I think that I want to be a pharmacist (or how ever you spell that) I really think that that is what God wants me to do. I'll go to the community college here for 2 years than I'm thinkin' about NDSU for 4-8 years. Good thing I will get paid good! I will have a big time school loan!

Grasshopper359 · 10-30-2002, 05:29 PM

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i was thinking more of the Navy Seals or something, everybody says i wouldnt make it though since i am a gurl.....i also want to be a wife of a cowboy adn have five kiddos

The SEALs need to spend less time making movies and more time learning how to fight. For all their bravado, they don't live up to their claims of being better than everyone else. Ever since they fell apart in Panama, the US government hasn't used them in any more than a token involvement in any major operations. I mean, Ridley Scott had an active SEAL on the set as a technical advisor during the making of GI Jane, and that movie was a tactical nightmare. If anything in that movie was any indication of how they fight, they've wasted the past ten years.

Kyle