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Old 03-21-2002, 09:30 PM   #1
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Talking *Little Tim's Goldfish*
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered
over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely
asked, "What'cha doing, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "I've
just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish,
isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth, then replied, "That's because
he's inside your dumb cat."

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Old 03-21-2002, 09:32 PM   #2
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Old 03-21-2002, 09:39 PM   #3
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