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Unread 10-15-2015, 08:36 AM   #1
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Because we all have our amusing (and sometimes frustrating) moments in IT, and since there are a few of us on the forum who actually work in IT, I figured I'd make this thread.




Here's one just today:

Boss: *Stacks six Canon Canoscan N650U scanners on my desk* "These need to be disposed of."
Me: "I'm going to presume you want me to find a recycling service, yes?"
Boss: "You can just trash them."
Me: "But hazardous waste??"
Boss: "What's so hazardous about them?"
Me: "Uh, mercury..."
Boss: "Where's the mercury?"
Me: "They're scanners, so, the bulbs."
Boss: "Oh yeah! Wow, I didn't even think about that!"
Me: *slowly shakes head and groans*

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Unread 10-15-2015, 09:01 AM   #2
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That sounds like a good story. Most people would say, "So?"
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Unread 10-15-2015, 09:03 AM   #3
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That sounds like a good story. Most people would say, "So?"
I bet they still work, too. I'm going to see if I can simply have them, and then sell the bunch.
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