04-07-2015, 05:27 AM
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#1 | My name is Oliver Queen.
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| I'm getting married in a month a half! Any last minute advice?
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04-07-2015, 05:55 AM
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#2 | and you were wondering?? Administrator
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| Don't eat the week before.
Fainting during the ceremony adds an extra level of excitement.
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04-07-2015, 06:00 AM
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#3 | My name is Oliver Queen.
Joined: Oct 2007 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 5,778
| Should I refrain from drinking, too?
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Bass - Yamaha TRBX 505
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Electric Guitars - Fender Classic '72 Telecaster Thinline (2007), Maton Mastersound, Epiphone Les Paul Studio Chameleon (2x EMG 81TW)
Guitar Amp - Fender Mustang IV V2
Bass Amp - Behringer Ultrabass BXL1800A
Gear - Line 6 Helix, POD HD500X, Zoom G9.2tt, Zoom B9.1ut, Boss DD-20 Warning: This journal may contain diary But He was pierced for our transgressions
He was crushed for our iniquities;
The punishment that brought us peace was upon Him,
And by His wounds we are healed. |
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04-07-2015, 06:21 AM
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#4 | Registered User
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| Take it slow. The day is going to go so fast and your body might ache by the end of it (especially if you're dancing). Talk with each table of peeps if you can, especially if you don't dismiss by rows.
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04-07-2015, 06:24 AM
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04-07-2015, 06:27 AM
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#6 | My name is Oliver Queen.
Joined: Oct 2007 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 5,778
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Originally Posted by athanatos Take it slow. The day is going to go so fast and your body might ache by the end of it | Oh I bet it will! Quote:
(especially if you're dancing).
| Oh. That. Quote:
Talk with each table of peeps if you can, especially if you don't dismiss by rows.
| Yeah, as much as I'd like to get going, I'm looking forward to talking to some of my friends who I haven't seen in ages (over a year in some cases). I barely get to see my grooms men as it is. Quote:
Originally Posted by andrecl | That's one of my biggest fears.
__________________ ~ Josh JoshGHz's Covers
Bass - Yamaha TRBX 505
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Bass Amp - Behringer Ultrabass BXL1800A
Gear - Line 6 Helix, POD HD500X, Zoom G9.2tt, Zoom B9.1ut, Boss DD-20 Warning: This journal may contain diary But He was pierced for our transgressions
He was crushed for our iniquities;
The punishment that brought us peace was upon Him,
And by His wounds we are healed. |
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04-07-2015, 08:15 AM
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#7 | Registered User
Joined: Dec 2014 Location: United States Posts: 697
| Don't loose the ring.
Don't throw up on the bride.
Don't brag about her to your friends how you got the consolation prize.
Definitely never tell her that her sister or mom looks better.
If she ever asks if these pants make her butt look big, change the subject.
All kidding aside, the one thing I can say that's serious......
Never let a moment of anger allow you the chance to destroy something wonderful God's given you and your fiance. Your marriage. Sometimes it really doesn't matter who's right or wrong and the words you use can come back to haunt you in ways you will regret. Patience, empathy, and wisdom. You'll need those 3.
Well, that's my attempts at a joke and serious advice. |
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04-07-2015, 12:14 PM
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#9 | Deets Go Here
Joined: Jul 2002 Location: Right Behind You Posts: 12,924
| Just remember to breathe and not stress the small stuff. In the end, you'll be married and that's all that matters.
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04-07-2015, 05:00 PM
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#10 | My name is Oliver Queen.
Joined: Oct 2007 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 5,778
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Originally Posted by Fuyukaze Don't loose the ring. | Check. Quote:
Don't throw up on the bride.
| I won't make nay promises. Quote:
Don't brag about her to your friends how you got the consolation prize.
| Definitely won first place here. Quote:
Definitely never tell her that her sister or mom looks better.
| Especially since her sister is 12. Quote:
If she ever asks if these pants make her butt look big, change the subject.
| 90's TV and standup comedy has made me aware of that one. Quote:
Never let a moment of anger allow you the chance to destroy something wonderful God's given you and your fiance. Your marriage. Sometimes it really doesn't matter who's right or wrong and the words you use can come back to haunt you in ways you will regret. Patience, empathy, and wisdom. You'll need those 3.
Well, that's my attempts at a joke and serious advice.
| Thanks very much  I really hate arguing and conflict, so I liek to think I'll avoid those. But I know I'm not perfect (yet). :P Quote:
Originally Posted by Sean | Sweet! You are awesome! I'll get to reading those soon! Thanks! Quote:
Originally Posted by bravesfan007 Just remember to breathe and not stress the small stuff. In the end, you'll be married and that's all that matters. | Indeed. I'm very much looking forward to the wedding part being over. I think her mother is starting to drive both of us nuts. :P
__________________ ~ Josh JoshGHz's Covers
Bass - Yamaha TRBX 505
Acoustic Guitars - Ovation Celebrity Deluxe CC48, J. Watson & Co. WD150TB
Electric Guitars - Fender Classic '72 Telecaster Thinline (2007), Maton Mastersound, Epiphone Les Paul Studio Chameleon (2x EMG 81TW)
Guitar Amp - Fender Mustang IV V2
Bass Amp - Behringer Ultrabass BXL1800A
Gear - Line 6 Helix, POD HD500X, Zoom G9.2tt, Zoom B9.1ut, Boss DD-20 Warning: This journal may contain diary But He was pierced for our transgressions
He was crushed for our iniquities;
The punishment that brought us peace was upon Him,
And by His wounds we are healed. |
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04-07-2015, 05:08 PM
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#11 | What do now?
Joined: Feb 2011 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 5,248
| Never grant her admin privileges on a computer. Ever.
Don't get one of those tacky joint Facebook accounts.
Leave the toilet seat down.
Always spray the disinfectant after you poop.
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04-07-2015, 05:11 PM
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#12 | My name is Oliver Queen.
Joined: Oct 2007 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 5,778
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Originally Posted by Ben Toast Never grant her admin privileges on a computer. Ever. | That's okay, she has her own laptop. The worst she's ever done is spyware, and she's learned form that. Quote:
Don't get one of those tacky joint Facebook accounts.
| She's just as against them as I am, thankfully. Quote:
Leave the toilet seat down.
| Again, 90's TV and stand up comedy. :P Quote:
Always spray the disinfectant after you poop.
| I'll have you know my poop smells awesome!
__________________ ~ Josh JoshGHz's Covers
Bass - Yamaha TRBX 505
Acoustic Guitars - Ovation Celebrity Deluxe CC48, J. Watson & Co. WD150TB
Electric Guitars - Fender Classic '72 Telecaster Thinline (2007), Maton Mastersound, Epiphone Les Paul Studio Chameleon (2x EMG 81TW)
Guitar Amp - Fender Mustang IV V2
Bass Amp - Behringer Ultrabass BXL1800A
Gear - Line 6 Helix, POD HD500X, Zoom G9.2tt, Zoom B9.1ut, Boss DD-20 Warning: This journal may contain diary But He was pierced for our transgressions
He was crushed for our iniquities;
The punishment that brought us peace was upon Him,
And by His wounds we are healed. |
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04-08-2015, 07:16 AM
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#13 | Deets Go Here
Joined: Jul 2002 Location: Right Behind You Posts: 12,924
| You could always skip the disinfectant and go with the Poo-Pourri. I have been intrigued by that and some people swear by it.
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Originally Posted by Giga Hertz I would throw any bro under the bus for a Cheeto. Or a ho for that matter.
Not like a ho ho, mind you. Like a godly ho. | |
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