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Unread 04-01-2015, 07:03 PM   #1
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Why are people stupid? Why are people killing people? Why aren't their a dog president?''Woof woof woof woof''. Why doesn't Santa live in Antarctica? Why do we have Obama? Why do we have Hollywood?

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Unread 04-01-2015, 07:41 PM   #2
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Unread 04-01-2015, 08:24 PM   #4
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Thanks. You explain why dogs don't talk. Because they're ashamed of humans.
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Unread 04-01-2015, 10:11 PM   #5
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Why aren't their a dog president?
Why didn't you pay attention in English class? That poor grammar hurts my soul.
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Why didn't you pay attention in English class? That poor grammar hurts my soul.
Hey, I'm just being funny. No dog could be president. He'd woof too much.
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POOR GRAMMAR IS NO JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A pirate walks into a bar with the top half of a ship's steering wheel sticking out of his pants. "Hey, you've got a steering wheel in your pants," points out the bar tender.

The pirate sighs and responds, "Yar! It drives me nuts!"
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Hey, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to take it that way .
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Poor, grammer is no jok
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A pirate walks into a bar with the top half of a ship's steering wheel sticking out of his pants. "Hey, you've got a steering wheel in your pants," points out the bar tender.

The pirate sighs and responds, "Yar! It drives me nuts!"
Two termites walk up to a log. "Is the bar tender here?"


Two horses walk into a bar. One ducks. The horse and the duck are sitting at the bar, and the horse orders a beer. The bartender slides him the beer and says "Why the long face?"
The horse begins to explain how rough his week has been - he just got laid off work and his mare wants a divorce. By the time the horse has finished telling his woes, he also also finished his beer. The bartender asks "How about a glass of whiskey?"
The horse replies "I think not" - and vanishes!
Now, if you study philosophy or are just a little bit clever, you might be familiar with the famous quote "I think therefore I am," and when the horse said "I think not," he ceased to be. I had to tell the joke first though, lest I put Descartes before the horse.
So I left the bar, got on my segway, and headed over to a magician's performance. It was the lauded Miguel Gonzales from Mexico, the illusionist. I got there just in time to catch the end of the show. Miguel was saying "I am going to count to 3, and on 3 I will disappear into thin air!"
I was pretty excited.
"Uno..."
"Dos......."
... and then he vanished without a trace!
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Why politics?
Why hillbillys?
Why hate?
Why killers?
Why congress?
Why wasps?
Why 100 degree temperatures?
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Unread 04-11-2015, 04:57 PM   #15
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Why disasters?
Why insects?
Why control?
Why taxes?
Why hobos?
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