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Unread 12-23-2014, 07:10 AM   #1
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Unread 12-28-2014, 03:30 PM   #2
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Interesting how it seems to be written specifically for guitarists...
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Unread 12-29-2014, 02:10 AM   #3
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This is so true about some guitarists... brings memories from my years as a sound technician
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Unread 12-29-2014, 08:30 AM   #4
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Interesting how it seems to be written specifically for guitarists...
I'm looking for one for singers.

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I'm looking for one for singers.

How do you know a singer is at the door?

They can't find their key and they don't know when to come in.
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How do you know when the drum riser is level?

The drool runs out of BOTH sides of the drummers mouth.
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How do you get a bass player to stop playing?

Give him some sheet music.
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How many worship leaders does it take to screw in a lightbulb???

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Talking Attention Geezer Prez...

[B]I am certain that I may have to "run" against you for prez of the geezers for I turned the 61 year old mark, and love playing for Him as well. I am a kidney and pancreas transplant recipient, and survivor of diabetes and a heart rebuild. By heart rebuild I don't meam what[ Christ did for me, altho THAT is the most important./B] So if being Geezer Prez is not el presidente like then expect a run off in the elections...if there ever is another election.

I really enjoyed your humor, especially the one on singers! So true to life in the last church I played guitar for. Now I am guitarist and singer (part-time) for a sm,aller church. Keep smilin' my friend, and keep singing His praises. Make a joyess noise unto the Lord!

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Alas, Veep is taken, but there's probably a spot on the Cabinet available.
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[B]I am certain that I may have to "run" against you for prez of the geezers for I turned the 61 year old mark, and love playing for Him as well. I am a kidney and pancreas transplant recipient, and survivor of diabetes and a heart rebuild. By heart rebuild I don't meam what[ Christ did for me, altho THAT is the most important./B] So if being Geezer Prez is not el presidente like then expect a run off in the elections...if there ever is another election.

I really enjoyed your humor, especially the one on singers! So true to life in the last church I played guitar for. Now I am guitarist and singer (part-time) for a sm,aller church. Keep smilin' my friend, and keep singing His praises. Make a joyess noise unto the Lord!

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