[to_be_released]

Originally Posted by dogfood

at least the driver is able to play.

Yeah, although this gets significantly more dangerous for the alternate version where you punch the person next to you instead of hitting the roof.

Also, uniform is a pair of sunnies worn on top of your head, not over your eyes, as presumably you are playing during a night drive.

[dogfood]

do you use two hands if you see a truck with a bung eye?

[mtlmouth]

http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Br..._Ultra-Cricket

[Ted Logan]

Sange

Two teams of five players. Teams are divided into Layers, Tinders, and Bloomers. A layer for each team lays down at either end of a public park divided north to south (can be a park of any size). Layers are outfitted with flame-retardant suits and must lie on their backs. The north side of the park is labeled North Side and the south side is labeled Auckland. A coin toss determines which team is designated North Team and which is labeled Rohirrim. Tinders for each team are equipped with a hatchet duct taped to one hand and required to retrieve native combustibles of any type from either side of the park, but also tasked with defending native combustibles on their side from opposing tinders. Tinders can thwart the collection tactics of opposing teams by any means EXCEPT using their hatchet arm.

Points are scored for combustibles by weight: Each ounce returned to the Flower Zone on either end of the park equals one point. Any non-combustible item sneakily deposited in the opposing team's Zone costs the receiving team one point per ounce. Each tinder removed from play by injury costs his team 120 points.

At the end of one hour, Collection is declared closed and Pyrebuilding begins. Bloomers and Tinders use combustibles to construct a pyre above/atop the opposing team's Layers first at North Side and then at Auckland. Bloomers must not leave their pyre, but Tinders can go to the bathroom. Each Pyrebuilding phase lasts 20 minutes. At the end of the Auckland Pyrebuilding, both teams' Bloomers repair to the center of the park, where a 50 gallon drum of gasoline resides. Bloomers are given a 1 meter rod and 30 plain white t-shirts. Their job is to craft torches from these implements, light them using a Zippo lighter. At North Side, they must light their own team's pyre; at Auckland, they light the opposing team's pyre. After 2 minutes, Tinders are given fire extinguishers. At Auckland, Tinders attempt to extinguish their own pyre. At North Side, they attempt to extinguish the opposing team's pyre. The team who first extinguishes their own pyre receives 100 points; the team who first extinguishes the opposing pyre costs the other team 100 points. 50 points are awarded for second-place at Auckland and deducted from the opposing team for second-place at North Side.

All games are called in the event of death or serious injury beyond broken limbs.

Sange is governed by the International Sange Organizating Law Association Toward Excellence.

[dogfood]

Burning things in Auckland sounds great.

[Ted Logan]

Thought you'd like it, ian. I'm waiting for to_be_released and FTS to tell me what they think.

[dogfood]

theyre both from Auckland so obviously they will have more game experience.

[to_be_released]

Originally Posted by Ted Logan

Thought you'd like it, ian. I'm waiting for to_be_released and FTS to tell me what they think.

That must have been what the fire engines were for today. Sounds like a sport I should take up.

[bobthecockroach]

Originally Posted by Ted Logan

Sange

Two teams of five players. Teams are divided into Layers, Tinders, and Bloomers. A layer for each team lays down at either end of a public park divided north to south (can be a park of any size). Layers are outfitted with flame-retardant suits and must lie on their backs. The north side of the park is labeled North Side and the south side is labeled Auckland. A coin toss determines which team is designated North Team and which is labeled Rohirrim. Tinders for each team are equipped with a hatchet duct taped to one hand and required to retrieve native combustibles of any type from either side of the park, but also tasked with defending native combustibles on their side from opposing tinders. Tinders can thwart the collection tactics of opposing teams by any means EXCEPT using their hatchet arm.

Points are scored for combustibles by weight: Each ounce returned to the Flower Zone on either end of the park equals one point. Any non-combustible item sneakily deposited in the opposing team's Zone costs the receiving team one point per ounce. Each tinder removed from play by injury costs his team 120 points.

At the end of one hour, Collection is declared closed and Pyrebuilding begins. Bloomers and Tinders use combustibles to construct a pyre above/atop the opposing team's Layers first at North Side and then at Auckland. Bloomers must not leave their pyre, but Tinders can go to the bathroom. Each Pyrebuilding phase lasts 20 minutes. At the end of the Auckland Pyrebuilding, both teams' Bloomers repair to the center of the park, where a 50 gallon drum of gasoline resides. Bloomers are given a 1 meter rod and 30 plain white t-shirts. Their job is to craft torches from these implements, light them using a Zippo lighter. At North Side, they must light their own team's pyre; at Auckland, they light the opposing team's pyre. After 2 minutes, Tinders are given fire extinguishers. At Auckland, Tinders attempt to extinguish their own pyre. At North Side, they attempt to extinguish the opposing team's pyre. The team who first extinguishes their own pyre receives 100 points; the team who first extinguishes the opposing pyre costs the other team 100 points. 50 points are awarded for second-place at Auckland and deducted from the opposing team for second-place at North Side.

All games are called in the event of death or serious injury beyond broken limbs.

Sange is governed by the International Sange Organizating Law Association Toward Excellence.

Wow. I don't even want to know how long you took coming up with this.

[Ax]

New rule, player and or spectator death must be a high improbability rather than an inevitability.

Also, sports must have a regular season, and some form of championship.

[bobthecockroach]

Originally Posted by Ax

New rule, player and or spectator death must be a high improbability rather than an inevitability.

Also, sports must have a regular season, and some form of championship.

Milk spilling could still easily work.

[dogfood]

might take a while to kill someone with a fly swotter

[Ax]

Originally Posted by bobthecockroach

Milk spilling could still easily work.

Must have amateur and professional levels of competition.
Physique must be a factor in a person's ability to play the game at a high level.
A person over 50 should not be physically able to compete at a high level.
There must be potential for injury.
There must be some need for strategy in order to win.

Originally Posted by dogfood

might take a while to kill someone with a fly swotter

swatter.

[bobthecockroach]

Originally Posted by Ax

Must have amateur and professional levels of competition.
Physique must be a factor in a person's ability to play the game at a high level.
A person over 50 should not be physically able to compete at a high level.
There must be potential for injury.
There must be some need for strategy in order to win.

Still doesn't rule out milk spilling.

[dogfood]

Originally Posted by Ax

Must have amateur and professional levels of competition.
Physique must be a factor in a person's ability to play the game at a high level.
A person over 50 should not be physically able to compete at a high level.
There must be potential for injury.
There must be some need for strategy in order to win.


swatter.

youre a swatter