01-22-2012, 10:56 PM
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#1 | | double hawk
Joined: Aug 2003 Location: in a box. Posts: 3,601
| Question. I've decided I'm madly in love with a guy I'll likely never see again. Do I:
A] Facebook stalk him & become a groupie
B] Forget his existence
C] Write him love letters until he reciprocates the same level of affection
D] Hide in a cave and eat ice cream forever
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01-22-2012, 11:06 PM
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#2 | | IS NO SOFT DRINK
Joined: Jul 2007 Location: Drinking Mountain Dew Posts: 390
| C!!!!!!!! The obvious choice is C. If you don't see why it's so obvious you have no business doing anything but D.
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01-23-2012, 08:59 AM
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#3 | | :D
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| Obligatory D
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01-23-2012, 09:08 AM
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#4 | | n00b
Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 34
| A would be the easiest, but D is the most heartfelt. |
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01-23-2012, 09:09 AM
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#5 | | ain't no one
Joined: Aug 2005 Location: Bedlam & Squalor Posts: 2,756
| E] beer.
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01-23-2012, 11:30 AM
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#6 | | double hawk
Joined: Aug 2003 Location: in a box. Posts: 3,601
| Man...now I really don't know what to do. I am in a pickle! |
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01-23-2012, 01:16 PM
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#7 | | Registered User
Joined: Jan 2004 Location: Waukee, IA Posts: 32
| Tell um how you feel in any way you can. |
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01-23-2012, 04:19 PM
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#8 | | High Five!
Joined: Nov 2005 Location: Here Posts: 9,913
| Pull a James Blunt and write a song about him. |
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01-23-2012, 04:36 PM
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#9 | | double hawk
Joined: Aug 2003 Location: in a box. Posts: 3,601
| Well, I've already Facebook stalked him, but I think now I'm just going with the cave option, sub gelato (and/or beer) for ice cream. |
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01-23-2012, 08:08 PM
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#10 | | Not never but now.
Joined: Jan 2006 Location: kater... lol Posts: 2,569
| stop being such a creep, get a haircut and a job, and throw out your booger collection. |
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01-23-2012, 08:16 PM
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#11 | | I Found It!
Joined: Mar 2003 Location: A tree. 'Cuz I'm a hippie. Posts: 3,665
| I think all of them work. You can stalk him until he notices and then pretend you don't notice him until he devotes his undying love to you, at which point you write love letters and find a cave to hide away together in. |
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01-23-2012, 09:05 PM
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#12 | | double hawk
Joined: Aug 2003 Location: in a box. Posts: 3,601
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Originally Posted by Shift stop being such a creep, get a haircut and a job, and throw out your booger collection. | I can deal with a hair cut and a job and maybe even my booger collection, but stop being a creep? come on, you don't know me at all Quote:
Originally Posted by ICallHimTurtle I think all of them work. You can stalk him until he notices and then pretend you don't notice him until he devotes his undying love to you, at which point you write love letters and find a cave to hide away together in. | Oooh. I like this. Let's talk further about this...in my office. |
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01-23-2012, 11:48 PM
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#13 | | aka frankdrey
Joined: Sep 2011 Location: Washington, USA Posts: 822
| Do the creep. Ahhhhhhhh....
Has anyone seen that video? |
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01-24-2012, 01:02 AM
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#14 | | A simple guy
Joined: Jan 2004 Location: Kansas Posts: 2,554
| Quote:
Originally Posted by magical spatula I've decided I'm madly in love with a guy I'll likely never see again. Do I:
A] Facebook stalk him & become a groupie
B] Forget his existence
C] Write him love letters until he reciprocates the same level of affection
D] Hide in a cave and eat ice cream forever
? | A2] Facebook stalk him & become even more desperately "in love" |
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01-24-2012, 10:55 AM
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#15 | | double hawk
Joined: Aug 2003 Location: in a box. Posts: 3,601
| Done.
I wonder if heavily drinking would help. Or sending him beer. |
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