10-29-2011, 08:33 PM
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#16 | | I Found It!
Joined: Mar 2003 Location: A tree. 'Cuz I'm a hippie. Posts: 3,665
| It's looking at me. The box I mean. I could swear it's calling my name from the fridge.
I'm going out tonight dressed as a sexy kitten. That means a leopard print top and me going around saying, "Me-ow" all night. |
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10-29-2011, 10:46 PM
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#17 | | |Last of the Gang to Die|
Joined: Jul 2004 Location: Commonwealth of Louisiana Posts: 1,841
| Two weeks ago we caught a rat in our fold-out couch. I stuck down upon it with great vengeance and furious anger.
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10-29-2011, 10:49 PM
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#18 | | Beware the Chinchilla's Wrath
Joined: Jun 2007 Location: 30.453899, -91.048379 Posts: 1,727
| I am a vegetarian.
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10-29-2011, 11:03 PM
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#19 | | double hawk
Joined: Aug 2003 Location: in a box. Posts: 3,601
| that's not tmi!
I eat in bed sometimes. (No wonder I'm alone.) |
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10-29-2011, 11:04 PM
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#20 | | Cool enough Administrator
Joined: May 2002 Location: Northern California Posts: 39,727
| I burped. It tasted faintly of pizza. |
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10-30-2011, 01:01 AM
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#21 | | Bulldogge Administrator
Joined: Jun 2001 Location: Beaverton, Or Posts: 37,721
| I just pulled a punctured beetle out of my doggies mouth. It was icky.
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10-30-2011, 07:02 AM
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#22 | | ain't no one
Joined: Aug 2005 Location: Bedlam & Squalor Posts: 2,756
| I just blew my nose after being around a camp fire all last night... It was all black and stuff...
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10-30-2011, 01:44 PM
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#23 | | I Found It!
Joined: Mar 2003 Location: A tree. 'Cuz I'm a hippie. Posts: 3,665
| That's happened to me. From leaning over a scented candle too long.
I think that ^ makes this post on topic. |
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10-30-2011, 01:54 PM
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#24 | | indeed.
Joined: Jul 2004 Location: California Posts: 9,771
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Originally Posted by ICallHimTurtle That's happened to me. From leaning over a scented candle too long.
I think that ^ makes this post on topic. | You know what else is bad for this? Aerosol temporary hair dye, like you use for costumes...
Purple snot just shouldn't happen. |
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10-30-2011, 02:18 PM
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#25 | | I Found It!
Joined: Mar 2003 Location: A tree. 'Cuz I'm a hippie. Posts: 3,665
| Wait, I just UC'd you "Pics please" but I don't mean of the purple snot. I mean of the costume that caused it.
Ew. |
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10-30-2011, 02:36 PM
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#26 | | PhD candidate
Joined: Aug 2010 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 312
| I save up farts for when I walk past smokers. |
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10-30-2011, 02:39 PM
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#27 | | PhD candidate
Joined: Aug 2010 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 312
| Also, I once had blue snot from accidentally inhaling methylene blue. It also provided some rather... explosive results the next morning. |
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10-30-2011, 02:59 PM
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#28 | | I Found It!
Joined: Mar 2003 Location: A tree. 'Cuz I'm a hippie. Posts: 3,665
| I do the fart thing, as well. |
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10-30-2011, 03:05 PM
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#29 | | indeed.
Joined: Jul 2004 Location: California Posts: 9,771
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Originally Posted by to_be_released I save up farts for when I walk past smokers. | This sheds some light on your username...
Also, Christy, no pics exist. It was just for crazy hair night at Awana. |
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10-30-2011, 03:05 PM
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#30 | | Beware the Chinchilla's Wrath
Joined: Jun 2007 Location: 30.453899, -91.048379 Posts: 1,727
| I sneezed out a noodle the other day.
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