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Old 10-11-2011, 11:14 PM   #46
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what is brown and sticky??


a stick.
Been done. DUPLICATOR!

One sausage says to the other while in a frying pan,

"Man it's hot in here."

The other gasps, horror stricken:

"IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

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Old 10-11-2011, 11:15 PM   #47
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and my current favourite:

why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

to get to the bottom.
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Old 10-12-2011, 06:56 AM   #48
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What do you get when a leper goes into a whirlpool?


Oatmeal




Why was there a leg lying on the street?


'Cause a leper walked on chewing gum.
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Old 10-12-2011, 08:57 AM   #49
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What do you get when a leper goes into a whirlpool?


Oatmeal
I am still cracking up over this one .
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