[jefcon1]

Originally Posted by Asparagus Squid

I know who I am.

Sure you do Todd. Sure you do.

[DaGeek]

Originally Posted by jefcon1

Sure you do Todd. Sure you do.

Somebody rang?!

Yeah! Todd Five!

[Role Modlin]

Originally Posted by jefcon1

Write this down, Perry: I'm old and I honestly don't care what people think about anything I do.

Well, now, Gandhi, since you don’t grasp the fact that I think you’re incompetent, ladies and gentlemen, pay attention please: presenting the world’s longest Shoosh”. Mmh…Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I’m goin’ to go ahead and…stop. I’m not committing the way I normally do. When you go away I’ll regroup, maybe see you later.”

[Role Modlin]

Originally Posted by Asparagus Squid

I know who I am.

Giant who cares!

[Role Modlin]

Originally Posted by The Todd

Somebody rang?!

Yeah! Todd Five!

Everyone, we can all relax now — the planets have been realigned and order shall be returned to the people.

[Role Modlin]

Originally Posted by dogfood

let me see what life is like on Uranus and on Mars

Well, for starters, I hate Christmas.

[jefcon1]

Originally Posted by Dr. Cox

Well, for starters, I hate Christmas.

it's called 'small talk', not 'my depressing life in thirty seconds'.

[Role Modlin]

Originally Posted by jefcon1

it's called 'small talk', not 'my depressing life in thirty seconds'.

I was just wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don’t show.

[jefcon1]

Originally Posted by Dr. Cox

I was just wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don’t show.

Fantastic. Get off my face.

[Role Modlin]

Originally Posted by jefcon1

Fantastic. Get off my face.

Just because you have a new girlfriend doesn’t mean that the world has suddenly turned in to a giant green M&M. The Red Sox still suck, they do

[jefcon1]

Gosh, darn it, Perry, you are entertaining. You know, like Howie Mandel or a monkey in a funny hat

[Role Modlin]

Originally Posted by jefcon1

Gosh, darn it, Perry, you are entertaining. You know, like Howie Mandel or a monkey in a funny hat

You’re having a big day, there, Susan.

[jefcon1]

That's a great anecdote. You should write it down in your journal. Then your kids can read about it when you're dead!

[Role Modlin]

Originally Posted by jefcon1

That's a great anecdote. You should write it down in your journal. Then your kids can read about it when you're dead!

I don’t wanna give you my two cents’ worth. But if you ever do wanna know my opinion, rest assured it will always be that you’re an incredible pain and that every time I see your kew-pie-doll face, it just makes me wanna pick you up and shake you until all the hours of my life that you’ve wasted…fall out. Now laugh.