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Old 02-28-2011, 09:26 PM   #1
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You know when you have to pee and you're really hungry and you have to prioritize?
I always choose food first.

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Old 02-28-2011, 09:27 PM   #2
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hahaha you are such a dumb.
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Old 02-28-2011, 09:28 PM   #3
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You can do both at the same time. Sit down though.
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:12 PM   #4
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You can do both at the same time. Sit down though.
You can eat with one hand...
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:34 PM   #5
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You can eat with one hand...
I can really only go so far with this on CGR. I'm balking more often in my advanced age.
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:36 PM   #6
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Old 03-01-2011, 12:19 AM   #7
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I eat peas!!!!
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Old 03-01-2011, 12:49 AM   #8
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I'm sure you do.
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What I like to do is wait until a guy like Teddy up there is just standing around trying to figure out if he should go pee or go eat something, and then jump out from behind the corner with a chainsaw!! So now he has to decide whether he wants to pee, eat something, or run for his life. The body has to make a decision.
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Old 03-01-2011, 12:13 PM   #10
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He'd probably pee and run for his life at the same tme
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Old 03-01-2011, 12:15 PM   #11
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Old 03-01-2011, 12:30 PM   #12
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Old 03-01-2011, 02:18 PM   #13
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i usually pee first. the problem is that when i'm really hungry, i start going to the kitchen before i'm done. at least now my carpet has an easy-to-see path which shows you the fastest way from the bathroom to the kitchen.
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Old 03-01-2011, 02:21 PM   #14
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I eat first because then later when I have to go #2 I can just kill two birds with one stone.
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Old 03-01-2011, 02:23 PM   #15
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What I like to do is wait until a guy like Teddy up there is just standing around trying to figure out if he should go pee or go eat something, and then jump out from behind the corner with a chainsaw!! So now he has to decide whether he wants to pee, eat something, or run for his life. The body has to make a decision.
1. Pee
2. Throw food @ SupaNova's face
3. Run for life
4. Eat @ restaurant
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