Ah! The Germans... The perfidious Hun! I knew they would be behind all this! They couldn't conquer us with their gas at Ypres, their tanks in France, their well-built and engineered automobiles, so they'll do it through the Exchanges!
Zounds! A plot is afoot! Where is my sabre!? I shall run through Herr Merckel through with it!
Maj. General Sir Charles Arthur Piers Roger-Bottom, KCVO., PC, QC, Oxon