OMG i'm a little scared

**Josey Wales** · 10-20-2010, 01:46 PM

ok i was sitting here chewing gum, and i don't know where it went, i didn't spit it out, and i didn't swallow the gum... it's just not in my mouth anymore....... holy crap...

jthomas1600 · 10-20-2010, 02:28 PM

So I'm reading down the titles of the threads and when I got to this one, here's what I thought I saw...

OMG i'm a little girl
Josey Wales

And I just kept reading down the titles. No double take, no nothing, just kept reading like that title made perfect sense to me. Is this like a Freudian slip? Does this say something about me perception of the character that is Josey Wales?

**JesusFreakGirl** · 10-20-2010, 02:46 PM

dude, you swallowed it. happens to me all the time, and thats where it ends up.

**Josey Wales** · 10-20-2010, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jthomas1600

So I'm reading down the titles of the threads and when I got to this one, here's what I thought I saw...

OMG i'm a little girl
Josey Wales

And I just kept reading down the titles. No double take, no nothing, just kept reading like that title made perfect sense to me. Is this like a Freudian slip? Does this say something about me perception of the character that is Josey Wales?

HAHAHAHAHAH

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesusFreakGirl

dude, you swallowed it. happens to me all the time, and thats where it ends up.

no i didn't i carefully re-capped the events of the previous 30 min, i chewed, chewed, chewed, then it was gone, no swallowing happened.

**Ted Logan** · 10-20-2010, 03:23 PM

Hey CPF I need your help.
I accidentally my chewing gum.
what should I do... is this dangerous?

**Josey Wales** · 10-20-2010, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ted Logan

Hey CPF I need your help.
I accidentally my chewing gum.
what should I do... is this dangerous?

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!

**dogfood** · 10-20-2010, 03:33 PM

conclusion is bad: youre going to have a chewing gum tree growing out of your ears real soon.

**Josey Wales** · 10-20-2010, 03:35 PM

lol, that doesnt grow on trees

**dogfood** · 10-20-2010, 03:36 PM

well maybe not where you are , but in real life it does.

**Josey Wales** · 10-20-2010, 03:37 PM

your mom grows on trees

**dogfood** · 10-20-2010, 03:38 PM

i have a mum

**Josey Wales** · 10-20-2010, 03:41 PM

OK.... ummm WUT

jthomas1600 · 10-20-2010, 03:43 PM

I remember one time driving down the road with my three little kids in the back seat. My son was about 5 and talked non stop. He's in the back seatt with his sister enjoying a can of soda and chatting away. All of there was a moment of silence in the back seat followed by a small and timid voice......"If somebody accidentally swallowed a pop tab off their can....what would happen?"

Josey, you're going to be OK. People swallow their gum all the time.

**dogfood** · 10-20-2010, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jthomas1600

I remember one time driving down the road with my three little kids in the back seat. My son was about 5 and talked non stop. He's in the back seatt with his sister enjoying a can of soda and chatting away. All of there was a moment of silence in the back seat followed by a small and timid voice......"If somebody accidentally swallowed a pop tab off their can....what would happen?"

Josey, you're going to be OK. People swallow their gum all the time.

um small point here, how do we know josey was ok before he swallowed the gum?

**Ted Logan** · 10-20-2010, 03:46 PM

The biggest problem is that most gum is made with sugar alcohols, which can cause insulin drops in dogs, leading to diabetic shock and death. So what if a dog eats your gum, Josey?