OMG i'm a little scared

jthomas1600 · 10-20-2010, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dogfood

um small point here, how do we know josey was ok before he swallowed the gum?

Well, we're pretty sure he wasn't, but just because something is broken, doesn't mean it can't get brokener.

**DaGeek** · 10-20-2010, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Ted Logan

The biggest problem is that most gum is made with sugar alcohols, which can cause insulin drops in dogs, leading to diabetic shock and death. So what if a dog eats your gum, Josey?

This also begs the question: What if Josey himself is a dog?

Sunkist · 10-20-2010, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by josey wales

ok i was sitting here chewing gum, and i don't know where it went, i didn't spit it out, and i didn't swallow the gum... it's just not in my mouth anymore....... holy crap...

Check the roof of your mouth and under your tongue. You also might want to look in a mirror at your uvula to see if the gum has attached itself in a Symbiote Spidey-suit manner.

**dogfood** · 10-20-2010, 04:23 PM

je veux juste dire quelque chose dans le français

**Ted Logan** · 10-20-2010, 05:16 PM

Dude, I most certainly did NOT chose to dance the Francais. I only do the Pasa Doble.

**Josey Wales** · 10-20-2010, 10:03 PM

holy crap I DIDN"T SWALLOW THE GUM and i'm still confused as to i never figured out what happened to it.

**dogfood** · 10-20-2010, 10:38 PM

have any of your family members died from this condition?

**JesusFreakGirl** · 10-20-2010, 10:57 PM

Dude, if you didn't spit it out, you either subconsciously swallowed it or it decomposed in your mouth, which means you were chewing it too long, like seven years too long.