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Old 10-11-2010, 01:53 PM   #16
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She likes pancetta already.

Don't ask me to explain. I can't.
Tell her you found some smokey pancetta?


I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T LIKE SMOKEY PANCETTA?

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Old 10-11-2010, 03:55 PM   #17
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depends on how you render it out too. Some people hate chewy bacon, some people hate it crispy. Some people like it 'just right' and some people like it at either end of the spectrum. Perhaps you should try different cooking methods.

Does she not like it in things either?

edit: already see you answered about pancetta.
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Old 10-11-2010, 04:13 PM   #18
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Some people like it 'just right' and some people like it at either end of the spectrum.
All of the above, plz.
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Old 10-11-2010, 06:15 PM   #19
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I don't care for bacon.
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Old 10-11-2010, 06:17 PM   #20
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Isn't that grounds for divorce?

I thought I read that in Leviticus 79:11 or something like that.


"Thou shall not eat pig, but if your woman don't like bacon, drop it like it's hot."
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Old 10-11-2010, 08:56 PM   #21
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Remove all food from house except bacon
When asked about food, say bacon
Cook bacon
Profit?????
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Old 10-12-2010, 05:59 AM   #22
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Remove all food from house except bacon
When asked about food, say bacon
Cook bacon
Profit?????
I think I would go crazy myself with nothing but bacon. I mean, it's tasty and all, but...
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I think I would go crazy myself with nothing but bacon. I mean, it's tasty and all, but...
But what? I don't follow...
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Old 10-12-2010, 06:55 AM   #24
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Oh noooooo. I just looked in the fridge and NO BACON!

Whadda I do? I mean how do you let the bacon run out? That's grounds for divorce right there. I should never have let the wife be in charge of grocery shopping. Ohhh it's gonna be a long day.
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I just had lunch. It was meat...wrapped in bacon and fried. How do you get any better than that?
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I just had lunch. It was meat...wrapped in bacon and fried. How do you get any better than that?
Better? A side of bacon. What else?
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Better? A side of bacon. What else?
When you get a Waterbuger, infused with bacon of course.

Or, a tasty New York strip, with bacon hidden in the middle.
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I just had lunch. It was meat...wrapped in bacon and fried. How do you get any better than that?
I don't like bacon that much.
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you must discard of her immediately. obviously she's unworthy.
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you must discard of her immediately. obviously she's unworthy.
Yeah um... not funny.
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