[OnEaglesWings]

Got this off the internet

UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM

To: (Dr./Mrs./Ms./Mr.)____________________
From:___________________________

I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be changed from
______ to _______ for the following reasons:

__1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did. Surely this is not fair.

__2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.

__3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:
______Medical School
______Graduate School
______Dental School
______My Fraternity/Sorority
______The Mickey Mouse Club
______Tri County Tech

__4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in:
_______________.

__5. I'll lose my scholarship.

__6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam.

__7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I copied did not cover the material asked for on the exam.

__8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.

__9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles.

__10. You are prejudiced against:
____Males
____Jews
____Blacks
____Females
____Catholics
____Whites
____Protestants
____Moslems
____Minorities
____Chicanos
____People
____Students

__11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.

__12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:
____mono
____broken baby finger
____acute alcoholism
____pregnancy
____VD
____fatherhood

__13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done.

__14. I was creative and you didn't appreciate it.

__15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.

__16. The lectures were:
____too detailed to pick out important points
____not explained insufficient detail
____too boring
____all jokes and not enough material
____all of the above

__17. This course was:
____too early, I was not awake.
____at lunchtime, I was hungry
____too late, I was tired

__18. My (dog, cat, gerbil, baby brother, baby sister) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course.

__19. Some of the questions in your exams were not covered in the lectures.

__20. I was always prepared except for the few times you called upon me in class.

__21. Other__________________________________

[MrCrabby]

Haha!
Great!
I'll definately use that!
Thanks!

[matnus]

very nice

[guitarman]

I wonder if college administration would take this....