03-05-2010, 08:30 AM
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#1 | | ButtNugget
Joined: Dec 2005 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 5,534
| Changing Shape of The Hotdog Move this thread if necessary.
Has anyone heard about this? It's the most ludicrous motion I have ever seen go about. I don't think I have to try and explain why this is so ridiculous and stupid, because I think most people have that same immediate reaction when they read about this.
I'm not sure if this is just a Canadian thing or not. At the moment, the motion is premature but my dad keeps hearing about it on the radio, it looks like the hype is building. Honestly, if somehow this happens i'll be completely speechless. I'll make my own bloody hotdogs. Redesign the hotdog, doctors urge - Parentcentral.ca Wanted: a redesigned hot dog - The Globe and Mail
That first link is more informative, though I only skimmed it.
Ridiculous, if you don't want your child to choke on a hotdog, then don't let them eat a hotdog until they're old enough to "handle the responsibility".
I'm not gonna be eating patty shaped hotdogs.
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The wrong shall fail, the right prevail
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03-05-2010, 09:17 AM
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#2 | | Deadly Horses Authorized
Joined: Oct 2006 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 5,393
| Cut the hot dog up for your kid maybe?
I mean, if a company wants to release "choke proof" hotdog, let them. If people will buy it, then it's all good. But no, there is no reason to force a new hot dog shape down our throats. |
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03-05-2010, 10:57 AM
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#3 | | I'm on a horse. Super Moderator
Joined: Jun 2003 Location: Seattle, WA. Posts: 26,974
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Originally Posted by JayCarrFan Cut the hot dog up for your kid maybe? | That.
I mean seriously, they don't even package the same number of hot dogs as buns. Now they want to make us odd shaped hot dogs? |
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03-05-2010, 11:20 AM
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#4 | | Super Mom Super Moderator
Joined: Oct 2005 Location: Central California Posts: 10,657
| I've taken care of several children who choked on hotdogs. They had poorly educated/uninformed parents or guardians. It's absolutely tragic, but it's not the hotdog's fault.
This is simple: You slice the hotdog in half lengthwise, then again into quarters so you have four long skinny strips in the bun. No more windpipe-sized plugs.
Please educate every parent that you know. I do wish that Oscar Meyer and friends would fund some massive public education on this topic.
By the way - adults choke on hot dogs too, but not as often as they choke on steak. Steak is very dangerous. We should insist that cows change the shape of their t-bones. |
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03-05-2010, 12:13 PM
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#5 | | Algebraic!
Joined: Apr 2001 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 24,454
| Aren't hotdogs already one of the worst things people eat on a regular basis? How about instead of getting mad about kids choking on hotdogs, doctors recommend parents to not feed their kids hotdogs in the first place? |
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03-05-2010, 01:35 PM
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#6 | | I'm on a horse. Super Moderator
Joined: Jun 2003 Location: Seattle, WA. Posts: 26,974
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Originally Posted by thesteve Aren't hotdogs already one of the worst things people eat on a regular basis? How about instead of getting mad about kids choking on hotdogs, doctors recommend parents to not feed their kids hotdogs in the first place? | They might feed the kids bratwurst instead, which is (SHOCKINGLY) the same shape! |
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03-05-2010, 02:54 PM
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#7 | | ButtNugget
Joined: Dec 2005 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 5,534
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Originally Posted by thesteve Aren't hotdogs already one of the worst things people eat on a regular basis? How about instead of getting mad about kids choking on hotdogs, doctors recommend parents to not feed their kids hotdogs in the first place? | This. Quote:
Originally Posted by MtlMom I've taken care of several children who choked on hotdogs. They had poorly educated/uninformed parents or guardians. It's absolutely tragic, but it's not the hotdog's fault.
This is simple: You slice the hotdog in half lengthwise, then again into quarters so you have four long skinny strips in the bun. No more windpipe-sized plugs.
Please educate every parent that you know. I do wish that Oscar Meyer and friends would fund some massive public education on this topic.
By the way - adults choke on hot dogs too, but not as often as they choke on steak. Steak is very dangerous. We should insist that cows change the shape of their t-bones. | So true, my mom is a full time foster parent, she also uses the same method as you.
And your steak line made me laugh.
__________________ And in despair I bowed my head:
"There is no peace on earth," I said,
"For hate is strong, and mocks the song
Of peace on earth, good will to men."
Then pealed the bells more loud and deep:
“God is not dead, nor does He sleep;
The wrong shall fail, the right prevail
With peace on earth, good will to men.”
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
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03-06-2010, 04:41 PM
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#8 | | Banned
Joined: Aug 2003 Location: USA Posts: 4,777
| Change teh shape of the Hot Dog!
Thats absolutely unamerican!!! |
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03-28-2010, 02:38 PM
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#9 | | The Worship Führer
Joined: Nov 2001 Location: Edmonton Alberta Posts: 2,115
| I think someone needs to produce some verified hotdog-related death statistics before they start criticizing something. It could be another example of terrible risk assessment, but it could also be important.
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03-28-2010, 03:50 PM
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#10 | | Real candidate of change
Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 17,259
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Originally Posted by niangelo I think someone needs to produce some verified hotdog-related death statistics before they start criticizing something. It could be another example of terrible risk assessment, but it could also be important. | STATS: Choking on hot dog data: Has pediatricians’ group gone wild?
It is the #1 food-cause of choking among children up to 3 years old.
if the number of children dhoking to death (or near death) in the US is high enough to warrant action, then latex baloons (first) and hotdogs (second) should be the first targets of that action.
I see nothing wrong with a properly worded label... though misworded it would only fuel the over-reaction.
ALWAYS check everything a child <3 has around them vs its risk as a hazard. |
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03-28-2010, 03:57 PM
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#11 | | Bulldogge Administrator
Joined: Jun 2001 Location: Beaverton, Or Posts: 37,721
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Originally Posted by JerryLove STATS: Choking on hot dog data: Has pediatricians’ group gone wild?
It is the #1 food-cause of choking among children up to 3 years old.
if the number of children dhoking to death (or near death) in the US is high enough to warrant action, then latex baloons (first) and hotdogs (second) should be the first targets of that action.
I see nothing wrong with a properly worded label... though misworded it would only fuel the over-reaction.
ALWAYS check everything a child <3 has around them vs its risk as a hazard. | I am already terrified of latex balloons, but to me this seems like it will not fix any real problem. So many things can be that size.
I agree with Mrs. M that parental education and action is going to be the key. That and just not eating hot dogs.
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03-28-2010, 04:29 PM
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#12 | | beat
Joined: Jan 2003 Location: New Yawk Posts: 6,282
| There are at least 50,000,000,000 (rough estimate) household items/foods that a kid could choke on.
What I want to know is what shape would be preferred? A paddy looks pretty unappetizing. |
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03-28-2010, 07:29 PM
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#13 | | Registered User
Joined: Apr 2009 Location: Dixie, Georgia Posts: 1,369
| Bananas should be reshaped too! |
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03-28-2010, 11:39 PM
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#14 | | The Worship Führer
Joined: Nov 2001 Location: Edmonton Alberta Posts: 2,115
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Originally Posted by JerryLove STATS: Choking on hot dog data: Has pediatricians’ group gone wild?
It is the #1 food-cause of choking among children up to 3 years old.
if the number of children dhoking to death (or near death) in the US is high enough to warrant action, then latex baloons (first) and hotdogs (second) should be the first targets of that action.
I see nothing wrong with a properly worded label... though misworded it would only fuel the over-reaction.
ALWAYS check everything a child <3 has around them vs its risk as a hazard. | Fair enough, it's bunk risk assessment, like a lot of "safety". At least you provided some data.
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Originally Posted by Brent That's why Jesus would use a 5-10 watt tube combo. Then Jesus can get that nice breakup He likes at a manageable volume. A volume that is somewhat formal but still says I'm here to party. Much like tuxedo t-shirt Jesus. | "If all experienced God in the same way and returned Him an identical worship, the song of the Church triumphant would have no symphony, it would be like an orchestra in which all the instruments played the same note." - C.S. Lewis |
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03-30-2010, 02:06 PM
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#15 | | Honeymoonin'
Joined: Dec 2001 Location: Bremerton, wa Posts: 4,932
| maybe they should fit a hollow tube down the center, like lifesavers! |
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