[Ax]

I've decided to put my new songs apart from my old thread. These are less serious and for my completely non-serious band "The Haberdashers"

First one:

Title: Wonky
Theme: Modern Day Don Quixote

It's unfinished, I only have the first verse and chorus...

Our hero rides on a steed of seel
he wrestles with the ogres in the hedges
you can see him dining with queens
and telling jokes to gargoyles on the ledges

He's got ents in the yards other people think are trees
he rides around in a giant land manatee
Giants downtown eat people then poop them out
and for what it's worth he cooks a mean trout


Chorus:
He's not afraid of ghost in his bed
Got a monster? well he'll kill 'em dead
he's got pots and pans on his chest and head
he's not crazy he's just a bit wonky.....



Next song:
Also unfinished, only have the chorus written... lots of ideas.
Title: Information Superhighway
Theme: Meme Addiction

We're on the information superhighway
Wanna stop for a snack... I Can Haz Cheezburger
We're on the information superhighway
we've no brakes and we're out of control
my my my mi'ia hii, mi'ia hoo, mi'ia ha, mi'ia hahah

potential verse
There's some freak in front of a sheet
crying about something I don't care about
but he doesn't deserve all the comment hate
those 14 year olds should leave him a lone...

then start screaming "leave Chris Crocker alone!"

definitely putting in references to Multipass, Potter Puppet Pals,



And finally: Blue Hair Boy
Theme: Anime

Blue hair boy running down the street
chasing after some creepy guy you wouldn't like to meet
he's stole something and the blue hair boy, wants it back

the guy tells us that the boy has some hidden power
that we're sure will be revealed within half an hour

blueeeeee hair... blueeeee hair....
blue hair blue hair blue hair blue hair

seven episodes ago the boy turned into a demon and the back
but it's been six episode and there's nothing new
there was some psychotic killer but I forgot who
because of all the filler,
But i don't care because he has...

blueeeeee hair... blueeeee hair....
blue hair blue hair blue hair blue hair

And blue hair boy is chasing after the man from the first episode
because he think's he's his dad
70 episodes later, we learn that he's an evil clone
which we should have been tipped off because he has

purpleeee hair... which is not blue hair
blue hair blue hair blue hair blue hair

and now the guy from the first episode has generic love interest number 2
and the boy with blue hair is nowhere to be found, oh what to do?
I bet he's off somewhere training, GO BLUE HAIR BOY GO!

Music Break, line shouted in a feminine voice: Oh Blue Hair Boy! You're just in the nick of time!

blueeeeee hair... blueeeee hair....
blue hair blue hair blue hair blue hair

[Ax]

We're also including these classics:

http://www.christianguitar.org/forum...4/#post2814906

http://www.christianguitar.org/forum...3/#post2809854