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Old 02-12-2002, 12:41 PM   #1
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Drunk + a grave
Late one night a man walks out from a bar (yes and very drunk).
He felt woozy so he tought "I'll take the short cut through the grave yard". It had rained hard all day and the ground was slick, but the drunk had forgotten that it was slick and (not paying attention) slipped into an empty grave. After falling into the grave he started to yell "help me!!! I'm cold!!! HELP!!! it's cold".
Another drunk walked out of the bar and followed the cries for help. After finding the man in the empty grave he said...
"well of course you're cold you kicked all yer' dirt off!!"

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Old 02-14-2002, 04:57 PM   #2
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He, he, that's silly
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Old 02-16-2002, 05:13 PM   #3
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Old 02-17-2002, 04:18 PM   #4
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LOL.....I like that one
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