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Old 02-11-2002, 07:14 PM   #1
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Monkey Joke
A little wierd...Just use your imagination.

A officer walks up to a horrible car crash, and the car is justcompletely trashed (every one is alive though...G-rated joke). The officer walks toward the crash and sees a small monkey. He says

"What happened here...What was the father doing?"

*the monkey makes drinking Gesture*

"ohh, Well what was the mother doing?"

*monkey makes talking gesture*

"I see...Well What were the kids doing?"

*monkey makes fighting Gesture*

"OH!...What were YOU doing?????"

*monkey makes driving gesture*

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Old 02-11-2002, 07:54 PM   #2
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What's a "mokey"?
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Old 02-12-2002, 08:28 AM   #3
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lol...Thats pretty good!
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Old 02-12-2002, 11:05 AM   #4
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Change the subject to MoNkey mods!!
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Standout From the world For Jesus. Not meaning dying your hair blue, or piercing your nose(by doing that you will only push your self further into the crowd of freaks). But speak your mind and love Jesus to such a point that you'll just standout. Never try to fit in with any stlye. Be a normal person.
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Old 02-12-2002, 06:12 PM   #5
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Old 02-16-2002, 03:01 PM   #6
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There ya go Yer welcome

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Old 02-17-2002, 09:41 PM   #7
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HAHA! I like the joke
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