[MountainDew]

Hello one and all! My youth group is having a Christmas party in a few weeks, and they want people to bring some gag gifts for a gift exchange. I was wondering if anybody had some ideas for a good gift. Nothing crude please, and preferably under $10. To give you something to go by, one guy brought a hammer, a pair of pliers, and a bottle of aspirin and called it the Marine's tooth removal kit. Another person found a large chunk of coal and labeled it as a home diamond making kit. Hope I can get some good ideas. Thanks!

[BillSPrestonEsq]

Originally Posted by MountainDew

Hello one and all! My youth group is having a Christmas party in a few weeks, and they want people to bring some gag gifts for a gift exchange. I was wondering if anybody had some ideas for a good gift. Nothing crude please, and preferably under $10. To give you something to go by, one guy brought a hammer, a pair of pliers, and a bottle of aspirin and called it the Marine's tooth removal kit. Another person found a large chunk of coal and labeled it as a home diamond making kit. Hope I can get some good ideas. Thanks!

My best was extremely crude.

My favorites are random things though. A concrete monkey from the garden section of home depot, or a gnome. go through goodwill and find a hideous lamp

[Fandrew]

Find an Army Surplus store near you and purchase a hand grenade SHELL. NOT a real hand grenade, just the metal shell.

[Sean.thomson]

My youth group had a gift package thingy that we'd reuse every year. A red fuzzy teddy (not a bear) and a can of Crab Bisque from the '70s. Whoever got it would have to swear to bring it back next year.

[scared2mosh]

a ceramic white elephant.
a hideous collection of holiday sweater from a thrift store.
Decaf Coffee (it has to be like 7-11 brand or at the very best Folgers)
a chia pet

[Phone Books]

A phone book.

[mulletman]

The following have been my Christmas presents to my sister at some point or another...

1) Bagpipe. A plastic bag, with a small length of pipe in it. See how long it takes them to figure it out.

2) Mounted moosehead. A bottle of Moosehead beer, mounted on a very nice looking and handmade wooden shelf.




For a gift exchange, my favorite is the bagpipe.

[scared2mosh]

Originally Posted by The Phantom Mullet

The following have been my Christmas presents to my sister at some point or another...

1) Bagpipe. A plastic bag, with a small length of pipe in it. See how long it takes them to figure it out.

2) Mounted moosehead. A bottle of Moosehead beer, mounted on a very nice looking and handmade wooden shelf.




For a gift exchange, my favorite is the bagpipe.

I need to remember that.

[tlj009]

For some reason I am drawn to the giant remote controls every year. I also like the hair brush with no bristles for bald men.

[Sean.thomson]

I just remembered what I used one year...

[Guitarman121319]

One year my cousin left his shirt in our car. So we wrapped it up and gave it back to him for Christmas. He has no Idea who did it so we continue to give gag gifts. One year we gave him a long fake bling necklace.

Also, my uncle use to steal toilet paper (I have no idea why.) So one year someone (I do not know who.) Gave him toilet paper.

[MountainDew]

Okay, here is what I think I'll be doing. I'll get a hand grenade shell as JayCarrFan advises, then I'll glue it to a wooden base. (I'm getting my inspiration from some catalog) Write "Complaints office. Take a number" on the base. Glue a number to the grenade pin. What do you think?

[Guitarman121319]

That is funny.

[MountainDew]

Thank you my good man. I do believe it shall put a smile on their faces. If only I could use a live grenade. Hmmm.

[Guitarman121319]

Use a real one, but don't take a number while your in the church though.