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Old 11-12-2009, 11:14 PM   #1
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The sad part is, this isn't a joke.
You Can’t Get Whale-_____ Leather Seats After All | Autopia | Wired.com

Just read for yourself. And for the discussion lets replace the word that won't get by the filter with dork as that is what a dork actually is.

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Old 11-12-2009, 11:17 PM   #2
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Old 11-13-2009, 12:22 AM   #3
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Maybe not a joke, but very funny!
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Maybe not a joke, but very funny!
In some ways, even more funny.
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man, I was so hoping to rub the seats to expand them into a couch.

and anybody who would buy a car with seats made from whale phallus is definitely compensating.
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man, I was so hoping to rub the seats to expand them into a couch.

and anybody who would buy a car with seats made from whale phallus is definitely compensating.
Awesomely compensating.
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Old 11-13-2009, 01:16 PM   #7
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Just read for yourself. And for the discussion lets replace the word that won't get by the filter with dork as that is what a dork actually is.
Just did a test. There are a number of "offensive" slang terms for the censored word that are not censored themselves. I suppose it's a matter of specificity the exception being "phallus" which is just as unambiguous as ☺☺☺☺☺.
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Just did a test. There are a number of "offensive" slang terms for the censored word that are not censored themselves. I suppose it's a matter of specificity the exception being "phallus" which is just as unambiguous as ☺☺☺☺☺.
I was always told that a dork wasn't just any "phallus" but a "whale's 'phallus'"
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I was always told that a dork wasn't just any "phallus" but a "whale's 'phallus'"
I was just pointing out something I thought was strange (namely: the clinical term being taboo while slang is not...at least as far as the filter is concerned) not disputing your definition. However a bit of googling has revealed that "dork" does not and has never meant "whale ☺☺☺☺☺."

Well...you learn something every day.
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I was just pointing out something I thought was strange (namely: the clinical term being taboo while slang is not...at least as far as the filter is concerned) not disputing your definition. However a bit of googling has revealed that "dork" does not and has never meant "whale ☺☺☺☺☺."

Well...you learn something every day.
I know, I googled it this morning when somebody pointed it out to me. But for a long time I was under the impression that that's what dork meant due to this guy I used to work with called everybody "whale's ☺☺☺☺☺" for dork.
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"and that’s why we choosed whale p e n i s leathure when we checked it is most of most"

I hate to sound like Andy Warhol or Kenneth Goldsmith, but this sentence is more compelling than any poem I've ever posted on CGR.
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☺☺☺☺☺☺. ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺. Okay, just testing out the filter.

Anyway, what's the international law on whale products?
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