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Old 11-12-2009, 04:47 PM   #1
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I honestly don't know what to say. Except that from a purely economic standpoint, this is gold.

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Old 11-12-2009, 04:51 PM   #2
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It's kind of a cute idea, isn't it?

Well, I guess if you're that worried about the Rapture, it would be a worthwhile investment.
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Old 11-12-2009, 04:55 PM   #3
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Exactly. It's a perfect win-win. Believers/clients have insurance and freedom from worry, while employees/atheists have money with no anticipation of ever needing to fulfill their contracts.

Read the FAQ's. They're quite interesting. I seriously don't know whether to find this horribly manipulative or just hilarious.
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Old 11-12-2009, 05:30 PM   #4
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that is110% funny
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Old 11-14-2009, 12:00 PM   #5
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that is110% funny
That was my feeling. It would seem to me a believer would have freedom from worry already. (although I worry many times, about many things...I'm working on it)
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Old 11-14-2009, 05:33 PM   #6
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That's gold.
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Old 11-14-2009, 06:08 PM   #7
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this made my day
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Old 11-15-2009, 11:27 AM   #9
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That is hilarious..
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:15 PM   #10
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:54 PM   #11
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Old 11-15-2009, 04:07 PM   #12
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When the Rapture happens, my car's up for grabs if the key's in the ignition and it hasn't crashed whilst unmanned.
You should offer it to them formally. From their FAQ:

"Naturally, we must anticipate that there will be widespread chaos and confusion immediately following the Rapture that could impact travel times."

In all the chaos and confusion, an extra set of wheels could help them speed up their process considerably. Not to mention save them a lot of money on gas. I hear Raptures tend to bring rampant gas price inflation.
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You should offer it to them formally. From their FAQ:

"Naturally, we must anticipate that there will be widespread chaos and confusion immediately following the Rapture that could impact travel times."

In all the chaos and confusion, an extra set of wheels could help them speed up their process considerably. Not to mention save them a lot of money on gas. I hear Raptures tend to bring rampant gas price inflation.
The joke's on them, it's not registered.
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Old 11-15-2009, 04:50 PM   #15
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Anyone silly enough to believe in a secret rapture apart from the time of the actual second coming of Christ deserves to be duped like this. I approve.
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