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Old 11-02-2009, 04:04 PM   #1
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Happiness or a Ham Sandwich?
Which is better, eternal happiness or a ham sandwich? It would appear that eternal happiness is better, but this is really not so! After all, nothing is better than eternal happiness, and a ham sandwich is certainly better than nothing. Therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

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Old 11-02-2009, 04:10 PM   #4
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Happiness with a French accent is one hell of a thing.
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:14 PM   #5
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Happiness with a French accent is one hell of a thing.
And if you don't understand the joke, it is probably a good thing.
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:19 PM   #6
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And if you don't understand the joke, it is probably a good thing.
I didn't get it until you said that.
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To me A ham sandwich IS happiness!
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:21 PM   #8
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:23 PM   #9
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To me A ham sandwich IS happiness!
I just realize how quickly this could turn into a thread that was closed by Pongo.
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:26 PM   #10
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You like happiness in your sandwiches?
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Old 11-02-2009, 07:03 PM   #11
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To me A ham sandwich IS happiness!
Yeah, I thought the title of the thread was "happiness is a ham sandwich". I didn't think there was much point in discussion, I mean, happiness is a ham sandwich.
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:27 PM   #14
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Gag and-a-half. I've had Marmite, and, if the rumors are true that Vegemite is even stronger, there's no way in heck I'd have any.


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