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Old 11-03-2009, 03:48 PM   #31
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Old 11-03-2009, 04:09 PM   #32
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It doesn't mean you havent
Well to clear up any confusion, I have never in my life tasted actual buttcrack.

I don't think that is something that should ever have to be explained or clarified, but here you go anyway.
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:04 PM   #33
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When I say something tastes like buttcrack, I'm using hyperbole, ok? It doesn't mean I've actually tasted buttcrack.
Actuly, you are very close when you say that. Think about it. Ham is pig butt.
And I have a ham sandwich right now.
with cheese and hot peppers.
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:33 PM   #34
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It's not actually butt. It's butt portion, which, IIRC, is off of the shoulder.
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:40 PM   #35
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When I say something tastes like buttcrack, I'm using hyperbole, ok? It doesn't mean I've actually tasted buttcrack.
Actually, that's a simile.
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:48 PM   #36
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I might as well take the ham sammich at this point.
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Actually, that's a simile.
Well it could be, but since I don't know what buttcrack actually tastes like, it would be hyperbole.

Hyperbole can use like or as, so similes and hyperbole often get confused.
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Actually, that's a simile.
actually this is smiley
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I had happyness.......until my ham sandwich was gone.
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:17 PM   #40
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:58 AM   #42
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Not all men use it though.
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