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Old 11-02-2009, 03:51 PM   #1
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Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbour. It makes you shoot at your landlord, and it also makes you miss.

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Old 11-02-2009, 04:05 PM   #2
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:05 PM   #3
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Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbour. It makes you shoot at your landlord, and it also makes you miss.
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:33 AM   #6
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Old 11-03-2009, 12:21 PM   #9
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Old 11-04-2009, 10:07 AM   #11
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One's character is easly judged by what they laugh at.
Dang, then I'm hosed...
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