No Shave November 2009!!!!

**Thrash** · 11-19-2009, 09:33 AM

I thought an average shower was like 15 min.... now I feel like a water waster.

**DaGeek** · 11-19-2009, 09:43 AM

I've determined that, if you're not concerned about conditioner, a full shower can be down in about one minute... However, my average is about five minutes, simply because speed-showering is something I only do when I absolutely have to.

That said... I wish I could join in the No Shave-ness

. I'd have a lovely scraggly goatee by now...

**Rainer.** · 11-19-2009, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by tlj009

Just out of curiosity (and maybe just to stir the pot a little), why couldn't she take a shower for longer than 5 minutes? If I drive to the store, it takes a lot longer than 5 minutes. Is there something more dangerous about leave the child on the floor rather than in the car?

Also, I thought that 5 minutes was about average for a shower.

Do you have long hair? Shave your legs/arms? Blow dry? You men just don't understand...

**tmlfan123** · 11-19-2009, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rainer.

Do you have long hair? Shave your legs/arms? Blow dry? You men just don't understand...

Umm...

What if you're male and do all that?

Thankfully, I can say I'm kidding.

**The wirerat** · 11-19-2009, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DaGeek

Pfffttt, do you really need that mask to fit tightly and securely?

Actually yeah, one guy in another county got sent to the ER during a fire because his mask didn't seal properly.....and he went into the attic and passed out due to smoke and insulation fumes...

tlj009 · 11-20-2009, 08:54 AM

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Do you have long hair? Shave your legs/arms? Blow dry? You men just don't understand...

I assume that you want me to finish that statement for you.

"You men just don't understand...." anything about women.

And I do agree with you.

monkeysmile · 11-23-2009, 06:52 PM

Got way too itchy and uncomfortable. I shaved.

**Epaphras** · 11-23-2009, 06:59 PM

As a married man, I was given the choice: no shave November, or no sex November.

My face is smooth as a baby's butt

**scared2mosh** · 11-23-2009, 07:59 PM

I have a friend who is doing No shave November and every 12 hours he is taking a picture and puttin it on FB. Since I currently have swine flu I haven't bothered to shave since Fri. morning and I have more facial hair than he has grown in 23 days. The funny part is that he is more than 3 years older than me.

Maybe I should take a pic to rub it in his face

tlj009 · 11-24-2009, 09:28 AM

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I have a friend who is doing No shave November and every 12 hours he is taking a picture and puttin it on FB. Since I currently have swine flu I haven't bothered to shave since Fri. morning and I have more facial hair than he has grown in 23 days. The funny part is that he is more than 3 years older than me.

Maybe I should take a pic to rub it in his face

I really don't understand the fascination with facial hair. Shaving is a pain. Women don't tend to like it (as Epaphras pointed out). It seems to me like it would be better to not be able to grow a beard.

**thesteve** · 11-24-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by scared2mosh

I have a friend who is doing No shave November and every 12 hours he is taking a picture and puttin it on FB. Since I currently have swine flu I haven't bothered to shave since Fri. morning and I have more facial hair than he has grown in 23 days. The funny part is that he is more than 3 years older than me.

Maybe I should take a pic to rub it in his face

Do you grow really fast, or does he grow really slow? I've been taking daily pictures, but I can't imagine growing at a rate where every 12 hours would be different, let alone that a person could surpass 23 days of growth in a weekend.

Cam42 · 11-24-2009, 11:06 AM

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Do you grow really fast, or does he grow really slow?

Or some combination of the two that gives s2m a crazy advantage?

**redbaron** · 11-24-2009, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by beanbag

I feel sorry for your future wife after she has birthed you a couple of kids and doesn't have time to shave her legs!

my mom would put me in my little carseat carrier thing on the bathroom floor and shower for no longer than five minutes at a time when I was an infant. just wait till your poor future wife has to do that. =\

I think I'll just do what my brother in law does for my sister, and watch the kiddos so she can get a shower & such. Doesn't really seem like rocket science.

Heck, I'm assuming I'd like my own kids enough to mind them and give mom a break at times anyway. Giving mom a half hour or something for a shower, or some time to go out on her own and get a break outside the house seems like the least a guy can do anyway.

I have been shaving because it itches terribly, though I did make it almost two weeks.

**Epaphras** · 11-24-2009, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by tlj009

I really don't understand the fascination with facial hair. Shaving is a pain. Women don't tend to like it (as Epaphras pointed out). It seems to me like it would be better to not be able to grow a beard.

I think if I had a full beard that was softer, it would be better. But I can't grow my facial hair out so if it's not shaved smooth it's prickly whiskers, which is really the thing she doesn't like, not necessarily the look.

RubberChipmunk · 11-24-2009, 12:15 PM

I have a pretty epic beard and mustache going on right now, but I may have to clean it up a little so I can get a job (unless I get this deal I'm working on with some pro Halo teams to make headsets).

Too bad employers just don't understand No-shave November.