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Old 05-30-2001, 01:00 PM   #1
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THings to do on a blind date,and ways to ruin it.
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Old 05-30-2001, 02:43 PM   #2
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Hehe, that's good!
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Old 05-30-2001, 09:37 PM   #3
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I think i just wet my pants.
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Old 05-31-2001, 12:58 PM   #4
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Old 05-31-2001, 01:06 PM   #5
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That was funny fuzz!
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Old 07-24-2002, 02:43 AM   #6
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Re: THings to do on a blind date,and ways to ruin it.
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Repeat every third third word you say say.

When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.

Recite graphic limericks to the people at the table next to you.

Refuse to communicate in anything but mime for the entire evening.

Hum. Loudly. In monotone.

Hold a debate. Take both sides.

Speak in Pig Latin throughout the meal.

Order your food by colors and textures. Sculpt.

Don't use any verbs during the entire meal.

Bring a bucket along. Explain that you frequently get ill.
HAHAHAHAHAHA those were my ultimate favourites
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Old 07-24-2002, 11:58 AM   #7
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LOL!
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Old 07-24-2002, 12:10 PM   #8
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oh man...that reminds me of our 8th grade school newspaper...we always had stuff like that in there...like things to do in walmart and prank phone calls and stuff...good times
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Old 08-02-2002, 02:25 AM   #9
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that was funny
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Old 08-31-2005, 11:14 AM   #10
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I could never manage to do that and keep a straight face. That was hilarious.
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Old 08-31-2005, 04:02 PM   #11
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Old 08-31-2005, 05:14 PM   #12
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Oh, I am so sorry. I didn't even notice. I don't pay attention to dates or anything like that.
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Old 08-31-2005, 11:11 PM   #13
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but now that it is resurrected lets make some use of it! those are great!
anyone else have funny things to do to your blind date or even just you date? what is the worst(in a funny way) blind date of your life?
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Old 09-04-2005, 08:07 PM   #14
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How about a guy walks in and see's a she-male waving at him? I've never been on a blind date. I just think up funny stuff.

ps, maybe the guy stays.
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