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Old 10-01-2009, 01:55 PM   #1
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Why are there two???

Why are there two toilets in my hotel room? Is it just me or does this look odd?


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Old 10-01-2009, 02:10 PM   #2
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The one on the right is a drinking fountain.
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Old 10-01-2009, 02:22 PM   #4
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It's there in the place of toilet paper. Once you're done on the toilet, you sit on the other one and it washes you down.
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What are you trying to say?

Did Crocodile Dundee own a water foutain for his butt?

For the crocodiles' butts?
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my roommate and I encountered those in italy. (I'd already encountered them in egypt, but I ignored them.) one of our other roommates didn't know what they were for, so I said they're used instead of toilet paper, and my roommate said that back in the azores they use them to wash their feet! (you can take her word for it; she's azorean.) I told her I didn't think it was such a great idea to wash her feet in the one in our hotel room. ew germs!
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my roommate and I encountered those in italy. (I'd already encountered them in egypt, but I ignored them.) one of our other roommates didn't know what they were for, so I said they're used instead of toilet paper, and my roommate said that back in the azores they use them to wash their feet! (you can take her word for it; she's azorean.) I told her I didn't think it was such a great idea to wash her feet in the one in our hotel room. ew germs!
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Why are there two toilets in my hotel room? Is it just me or does this look odd?

I really wanted to use the one on the right before I left the hotel (if for no other reason than to be able to say I had), I even turned on the water to see how it worked. In the end though, it looked like if you made a miscalculation concerning water pressure/velocity and or water temperature things could go really, really wrong very quickly so I chickened out.
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I really wanted to use the one on the right before I left the hotel (if for no other reason than to be able to say I had), I even turned on the water to see how it worked. In the end though, it looked like if you made a miscalculation concerning water pressure/velocity and or water temperature things could go really, really wrong very quickly so I chickened out.
I stayed in a motel with one of those once. One of my friends staying in the room turned it on and the water ended up hitting the ceiling. Oops. Enema?

I kept telling my other friend (who acts rather proper, and had the room in his name) that I was going to call down to the front desk and ask "Hey, how do you use this here butt washer?"....in which case, he would've likely died or wanted to kick me out of the room....so I didn't do it.
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The one with the lid I think.
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Why are there two toilets in my hotel room? Is it just me or does this look odd?

The first one is for you.


The second is for your mother-in-law .
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The second is for your mother-in-law .


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