10-01-2009, 01:55 PM
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#1 | | Registered User
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| Why are there two??? Why are there two toilets in my hotel room? Is it just me or does this look odd? |
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10-01-2009, 02:10 PM
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#2 | | OOOO
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| The one on the right is a drinking fountain.
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10-01-2009, 02:20 PM
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#3 | | Psalms 137:9
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| A drinking fountain for your butt. |
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10-01-2009, 02:22 PM
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#4 | | #beastmode
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| It's there in the place of toilet paper. Once you're done on the toilet, you sit on the other one and it washes you down.
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10-01-2009, 02:35 PM
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#5 | | blessed beyond reason
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Originally Posted by mattslope A drinking fountain for your butt. | That, my friend, is funny. |
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10-03-2009, 07:51 PM
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#6 | | stop looking at me.
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10-04-2009, 12:01 AM
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#7 | | is only a man
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| What are you trying to say?
Did Crocodile Dundee own a water foutain for his butt?
For the crocodiles' butts?
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10-04-2009, 12:06 AM
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#8 | | is a lady.
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| my roommate and I encountered those in italy. (I'd already encountered them in egypt, but I ignored them.) one of our other roommates didn't know what they were for, so I said they're used instead of toilet paper, and my roommate said that back in the azores they use them to wash their feet! (you can take her word for it; she's azorean.) I told her I didn't think it was such a great idea to wash her feet in the one in our hotel room. ew germs! |
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10-04-2009, 02:39 PM
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#9 | | OOOO
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Originally Posted by beanbag my roommate and I encountered those in italy. (I'd already encountered them in egypt, but I ignored them.) one of our other roommates didn't know what they were for, so I said they're used instead of toilet paper, and my roommate said that back in the azores they use them to wash their feet! (you can take her word for it; she's azorean.) I told her I didn't think it was such a great idea to wash her feet in the one in our hotel room. ew germs! | http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/3...olstorybro.png
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10-04-2009, 03:03 PM
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#10 | | NO | I was thinking about the user Bus Faucet just a second ago but I mis-thoughted his name and thoughted Butt Faucet and thought about this thread but didn't mis-thoughted it. Can I have a cookie now? |
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10-04-2009, 03:33 PM
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#11 | | Registered User
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Originally Posted by jthomas1600 Why are there two toilets in my hotel room? Is it just me or does this look odd?  | I really wanted to use the one on the right before I left the hotel (if for no other reason than to be able to say I had), I even turned on the water to see how it worked. In the end though, it looked like if you made a miscalculation concerning water pressure/velocity and or water temperature things could go really, really wrong very quickly so I chickened out. |
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10-04-2009, 08:32 PM
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#12 | | retired from CGR. :)
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Originally Posted by jthomas1600 I really wanted to use the one on the right before I left the hotel (if for no other reason than to be able to say I had), I even turned on the water to see how it worked. In the end though, it looked like if you made a miscalculation concerning water pressure/velocity and or water temperature things could go really, really wrong very quickly so I chickened out. | I stayed in a motel with one of those once. One of my friends staying in the room turned it on and the water ended up hitting the ceiling. Oops. Enema?
I kept telling my other friend (who acts rather proper, and had the room in his name) that I was going to call down to the front desk and ask "Hey, how do you use this here butt washer?"....in which case, he would've likely died or wanted to kick me out of the room....so I didn't do it.
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10-04-2009, 08:57 PM
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#13 | | Redneck
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| One is to wash your food in.
The one with the lid I think.
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10-04-2009, 10:20 PM
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#14 | | High Five!
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Originally Posted by jthomas1600 Why are there two toilets in my hotel room? Is it just me or does this look odd?  | The first one is for you.
The second is for your mother-in-law  . |
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10-04-2009, 10:24 PM
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#15 | | retired from CGR. :)
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Originally Posted by Dread Pirate Kanye The first one is for you.
The second is for your mother-in-law  . |
The family that...........together stays together?
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