this might be original

jthomas1600 · 09-30-2009, 08:27 PM

There's a ton of the Chuck Norris jokes, but I might have made up a new one. Stop me if you've head this before.

Chuck Norris can not grow old because father time is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Well, what do ya think?

Ak_Man4Jesus · 09-30-2009, 08:31 PM

never heard but it did not tickle my funny bone

**MtlMom** · 09-30-2009, 08:37 PM

That's as good as any other Chuck Norris joke I've heard!

**slap_j** · 09-30-2009, 08:38 PM

I hope Texas secedes.

**Ted Logan** · 10-01-2009, 07:59 AM

There is no spoon.

jthomas1600 · 10-01-2009, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by slap_j

I hope Texas secedes.

Sometimes I do too...but probably for different reasons.

**Skeeter** · 10-01-2009, 11:58 AM

tl;dr.

mattslope · 10-01-2009, 12:27 PM

Hey, guys, I've thought up a new Soviet Russia joke:

In Soviet Russia, lame jokes make you!

Have you heard it before?

Kentl · 10-01-2009, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slap_j

I hope Texas secedes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattslope

Hey, guys, I've thought up a new Soviet Russia joke:

In Soviet Russia, lame jokes make you!

Have you heard it before?

wait so we want teaxs to join Russia?

**tmlfan123** · 10-01-2009, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentl

wait so we want teaxs to join Russia?

If for no other reason than to make the NCAA the ICAA.

**DaGeek** · 10-01-2009, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattslope

Hey, guys, I've thought up a new Soviet Russia joke:

In Soviet Russia, lame jokes make you!

Have you heard it before?

In Slopiet CPFussia, 30-yr-old bald man pwns YOU!

mattslope · 10-01-2009, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dread Pirate Kanye

In Slopiet CPFussia, 30-yr-old bald man pwns YOU!

I'm 35, punk.

**DaGeek** · 10-01-2009, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattslope

I'm 35, punk.

My point still stands.

Adam K · 10-01-2009, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ted Logan

There is no spoon.

Haha. I just watched that last night. So great.

**Skeeter** · 10-01-2009, 04:49 PM

For anyone still wondering, no Chuck Norris joke is original at this point. The fact that it's a Chuck Norris joke negates any originality present. The Chuck Norris joke is the quantum singularity of humour, causing a distortion in the humour-time matrix, whereupon every Chuck Norris joke that has ever occurred, is occurring, and will occur ceases to be funny. This causes an infinitely small popping sound, like a photon farting.