[DaGeek]

Originally Posted by Skeeter

For anyone still wondering, no Chuck Norris joke is original at this point. The fact that it's a Chuck Norris joke negates any originality present. The Chuck Norris joke is the quantum singularity of humour, causing a distortion in the humour-time matrix, whereupon every Chuck Norris joke that has ever occurred, is occurring, and will occur ceases to be funny. This causes an infinitely small popping sound, like a photon farting.

Do photons fart in waves or particles?

[mattslope]

Humor contains but one 'u.'

[Skeeter]

Originally Posted by Dread Pirate Kanye

Do photons fart in waves or particles?

Both at the same time. Also, you can't both smell a photon's fart and know which photon "dealt it." This is known as Dr. Michael Levitt's Uncertainty Principle.

[Pre-Ex-Girlfriend]

Originally Posted by Kentl

wait so we want teaxs to join Russia?

In Soviet Texas, everything is bigger than you!