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Old 02-08-2002, 02:54 PM   #1
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funny of the day

our family does this thing we call " funny of the day"so if someone walks up to ya and says :
funnyof the day, you have to tell them the funniest thing that happened to you today. this is normally done at the dinner table,which can lead to some funny conversations.

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a conversation between my 3 yr old brothers and my dad:
sam:"when you grow up, are you gonna get a tractor??"
dad:yeah,when i grow up, im gonna get a tractor"

ben:"HE ALREADY GROWED UP!!!!"

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Old 02-08-2002, 02:56 PM   #2
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Old 02-08-2002, 03:02 PM   #3
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ummm,
im sick, so i havent really done anything,
but from a few days ago, i thought my little sister was a chair,so i put my hand on the loaf of bread she was holding and leand against it.

also, i was posting a comment about how ice-cream comes in boxes, but i thought i was in a different forum, i actually replied to a thread about song lyrics.
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a conversation between my 3 yr old brothers and my dad:
sam:"when you grow up, are you gonna get a tractor??"
dad:yeah,when i grow up, im gonna get a tractor"

ben:"HE ALREADY GROWED UP!!!!"

:kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kdu h:
insaine &weird forever!

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Old 02-08-2002, 03:07 PM   #4
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funny funny funny
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whenever satan reminds you of your past, remind him of his future and then kick him in the head!!!

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Old 02-08-2002, 03:10 PM   #5
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that wasnt' a typycal "funny of the day"
theyre genrally hilarious,that was lame.

ps.funny of the day
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a conversation between my 3 yr old brothers and my dad:
sam:"when you grow up, are you gonna get a tractor??"
dad:yeah,when i grow up, im gonna get a tractor"

ben:"HE ALREADY GROWED UP!!!!"

:kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kduh::kdu h:
insaine &weird forever!

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Old 02-08-2002, 03:48 PM   #6
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My cell phone is set on beep once...
and I am sitting here listening to music and I hear:


BEEP *pause* BEEP *pause* BEEP *pause* BEEP


and I am like... Oh goodness... something is wrong with my computer... (he beeps when he is angry)... so... I go get ready to investigate what is wrong with him... and then...

the real phone rings and it is my friend reminding me about dinner tonight and she is like... I called your cell phone like 9 times Linds.. where were you?


I felt really dumb
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Old 02-08-2002, 03:50 PM   #7
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don't feel dumb, it could happen to anyone

(Well maybe not any one) but don't feel dumb
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whenever satan reminds you of your past, remind him of his future and then kick him in the head!!!

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I like Hedonism...it is very pleasurable!

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Old 02-08-2002, 03:51 PM   #8
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yeah yeah


Funny of the Day...
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"I am woman hear me roar! RARR"-- Random Quote
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Old 02-08-2002, 03:54 PM   #9
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I havn't done anything funny today. Got up and went to class and then did...absolutely nothing after that.
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whenever satan reminds you of your past, remind him of his future and then kick him in the head!!!

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I like Hedonism...it is very pleasurable!

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Old 02-08-2002, 05:15 PM   #10
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My cell phone is set on beep once...
and I am sitting here listening to music and I hear:


BEEP *pause* BEEP *pause* BEEP *pause* BEEP


and I am like... Oh goodness... something is wrong with my computer... (he beeps when he is angry)... so... I go get ready to investigate what is wrong with him... and then...

the real phone rings and it is my friend reminding me about dinner tonight and she is like... I called your cell phone like 9 times Linds.. where were you?


I felt really dumb


LOL!!!

Awww, don't feel dumb! That is totally something i would do!!!


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Old 02-08-2002, 08:57 PM   #11
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NOTHING funny has happened to me today whatsoever.
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Old 02-09-2002, 10:08 AM   #12
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hey swim, you reminded me of a cell phone "funny of the year"..... just cause it was last year when it happened.

so i was talking my home phone in my room and i was really distracted b/c i hadn't talked to this person in forever. i was so distacted that i sat on my bed without noticing that i was also in turn sitting on my purse. after a while i heard some beeps and a ring, so a stood up quickly and dug my phone out, still deep in conversation with my old freind. i could hear talkin very faintly on the other end so i put it up to my ear and i hear (as i'm still listenting to my freind) " hello? hello? 911 emergency? what is your emergency? hello?" i flipped out and turned the phone off and carried on my conversation! but i felt terrible b/c i hung up on 911!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! funny funny.......
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Old 02-09-2002, 10:12 AM   #13
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that happened to me IN CHURCH! My phone still lets you dial 999 (emergency number here), even when its locked for some crazy reason. Panic set in.
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that happened to me IN CHURCH! My phone still lets you dial 999 (emergency number here), even when its locked for some crazy reason. Panic set in.
what MAY have happened in my case is that on most phones, i THINK, i f you press down on "1" it automatically dials 911 or 999 or whatever.
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my funny of today...

in work somehow we got onto the conversation about how I can wiggle my ears... so I showed my boss and he was trying to do it. He was concentrating SO hard but his whole head was moving back and fore (apart from his ears...) like he was wearing a wig, it was so funny, everyone was laughing. I work in a clothes shop and recently we got some horrible PVC fake leather trousers in so we managed to persuade him to try them on today, that was funny too. Ha, its just as well I have a laid back boss, it makes life so much more funny!!
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