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Unread 08-18-2009, 07:29 PM   #1
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jokes from the food

a man walks into a fishmonger's carrying a salmon under his arm.
do you make fishcakes? he asks.
of course says the fishmonger
oh good says the man, its his birthday

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Unread 08-19-2009, 07:51 PM   #2
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After a long day on the course, the exasparated golfer turns to his caddie and says " you must be the worst caddie in the world". "No i dont think so" replies the caddie. "That would be too much of a coincidence.
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Unread 08-19-2009, 08:29 PM   #3
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I really like your jokes!
Are these original jokes?
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Unread 08-19-2009, 08:36 PM   #4
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um no not really
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Unread 08-19-2009, 08:38 PM   #5
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You steal good jokes. That counts for something.
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Unread 08-19-2009, 08:39 PM   #6
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You just lost 10 cool points... sorry.
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youre joking....
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Unread 08-19-2009, 08:44 PM   #8
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No. I don't joke. Humor bores me.





just joking!
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Unread 08-19-2009, 09:32 PM   #9
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i didn't get that caddie one
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A viking called Leif come home after a long voyage to discover that his name has been removed from the town register. he complains to the council. "Im sorry" says the official " I must of taken Leif off my census".
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boycott shampoo!! insist on the real poo!!!
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my father taught me to swim the hard way, he threw me into the middle of a lake.
Learning to swim that way wasnt easy, but the really hard part was getting out of the sack!
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This thread has given me much happiness, particularly the salmon joke. Keep it up, dogfood!
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did you hear about the overweight ballerina?

she had a three three
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I really wish I could tell jokes. Most of mine usually begin and end with "That's what she said."
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