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08-18-2009, 08:29 PM
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| not registered user  Joined: Feb 2004 Location: Tauranga, New Zealand Posts: 3,287
 | jokes from the food a man walks into a fishmonger's carrying a salmon under his arm. do you make fishcakes? he asks. of course says the fishmonger oh good says the man, its his birthday
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08-19-2009, 08:51 PM
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| not registered user Joined: Feb 2004 Location: Tauranga, New Zealand Posts: 3,287
| After a long day on the course, the exasparated golfer turns to his caddie and says " you must be the worst caddie in the world". "No i dont think so" replies the caddie. "That would be too much of a coincidence.
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08-19-2009, 09:29 PM
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| and you were wondering??  Joined: Aug 2004 Location: in an ant bed... with the ants Posts: 2,004
| I really like your jokes! Are these original jokes?
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08-19-2009, 09:36 PM
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| not registered user Joined: Feb 2004 Location: Tauranga, New Zealand Posts: 3,287
| um no not really
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08-19-2009, 09:38 PM
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| Other Sock Super Moderator  Joined: Oct 2005 Location: Central California Posts: 8,482
 | You steal good jokes. That counts for something. |
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08-19-2009, 09:39 PM
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| and you were wondering?? Joined: Aug 2004 Location: in an ant bed... with the ants Posts: 2,004
| You just lost 10 cool points... sorry.
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08-19-2009, 09:41 PM
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| not registered user Joined: Feb 2004 Location: Tauranga, New Zealand Posts: 3,287
| youre joking....
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08-19-2009, 09:44 PM
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| and you were wondering?? Joined: Aug 2004 Location: in an ant bed... with the ants Posts: 2,004
| No. I don't joke. Humor bores me. just joking!
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08-19-2009, 10:32 PM
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| Registered User  Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 148
| i didn't get that caddie one
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08-19-2009, 11:33 PM
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| not registered user Joined: Feb 2004 Location: Tauranga, New Zealand Posts: 3,287
| A viking called Leif come home after a long voyage to discover that his name has been removed from the town register. he complains to the council. "Im sorry" says the official " I must of taken Leif off my census".
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08-20-2009, 09:37 PM
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| not registered user Joined: Feb 2004 Location: Tauranga, New Zealand Posts: 3,287
| boycott shampoo!! insist on the real poo!!!
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08-20-2009, 09:39 PM
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| not registered user Joined: Feb 2004 Location: Tauranga, New Zealand Posts: 3,287
| my father taught me to swim the hard way, he threw me into the middle of a lake. Learning to swim that way wasnt easy, but the really hard part was getting out of the sack!
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08-20-2009, 10:58 PM
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| O Narcissistic One  Joined: Nov 2005 Location: Here Posts: 7,874
| This thread has given me much happiness, particularly the salmon joke. Keep it up, dogfood!
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08-20-2009, 11:14 PM
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| not registered user Joined: Feb 2004 Location: Tauranga, New Zealand Posts: 3,287
| did you hear about the overweight ballerina? she had a three three
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08-21-2009, 12:05 AM
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| *unce*unce*unce*unce*  Joined: Aug 2005 Location: Bedlam and Squalor Posts: 1,950
| I really wish I could tell jokes. Most of mine usually begin and end with "That's what she said."
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