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Old 02-07-2012, 12:04 PM   #106
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Why are there no televisions in Afghanistan.
Because of the teleban, of course.

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Old 02-12-2012, 01:05 PM   #107
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Rupert Murdoch is said to be deeply touched by the messages from family and friends left on whitney houston's phone.
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Old 02-12-2012, 01:27 PM   #108
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Haha, that was great!
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Old 02-15-2012, 09:12 PM   #109
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When I was a kid people used to cover me in cream and put a cherry on my head.
It was tough being brought up in the gateau.
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Old 02-22-2012, 09:01 PM   #110
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If all the dinosaurs had a wide vocabulary, maybe they would have survived like the Thesaurus.
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Old 02-23-2012, 01:46 AM   #111
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Archaeologists have just discovered an ancient Egyptian ruler embalmed in chocolate. Apparently it was Pharoah Rocher.
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Old 02-23-2012, 05:38 AM   #112
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Oh, like a Thesaurus Rex...or is that Thesaurus Wrecks????
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Old 02-26-2012, 11:10 AM   #113
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Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969.
NASA launched a man to the moon... I launch angry birds at pigs
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Old 03-02-2012, 08:54 PM   #114
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When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight to keep away monsters...... who were scared of small, low wattage lightbulbs.
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Old 03-07-2012, 12:22 PM   #115
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Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain + bought jewelry!!
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Old 03-13-2012, 06:58 PM   #116
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During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's Chosen People.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.
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Old 03-19-2012, 05:48 PM   #117
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I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble squares earlier today. Going to the toilet later could spell trouble.
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Old 03-21-2012, 12:24 PM   #118
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I'm not sexist. When two equally qualified people apply for a job, I always hire the woman. Saves me a fortune in wages.
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Old 03-21-2012, 01:05 PM   #119
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Haha, that is terrifically horrid!
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Old 03-30-2012, 05:41 PM   #120
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I bet my wife I could quit smoking, but lost. I'm not looking forward to telling her she is now the property of "Fat Dave" from work.
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