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Old 02-06-2002, 11:03 PM   #1
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I'm taking donations of bad jokes. :p
I'm composing a collection of the worlds worst jokes, anyone wanna' contribute?

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Old 02-07-2002, 04:06 PM   #2
ya gotta love em'
 
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you might find some in my "dumbest jokes" thread...but there is only a couple
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Old 02-08-2002, 11:22 AM   #3
PATRICK IS MY FAVORITE
 
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Any of the Star Wars jokes that I post...



those are always pretty bad...
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Old 02-08-2002, 07:52 PM   #4
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Or try the "best joke ever" thread.
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Old 02-08-2002, 08:08 PM   #5
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I'll make sure to note the ones my science teacher makes next class... he insists on making a good 5-10 bad jokes a class.
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Old 02-08-2002, 08:10 PM   #6
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ok I got one.....



(if someone just finished lunch<--works best ...or just anytime)


Joker: 'What were you eating under there?'
Jokee: 'Under where?'
Joker: UNDERWEAR?!?!?! THAT'S INSANE! (and then calmy spoken...) boxers or briefs?





lol that one kills me everytime
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Old 02-09-2002, 03:15 AM   #7
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X RATED!!!!!
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"In order to avoid criticism, never do anything. Ever."--Random Quote
"I don't need luck, I need ANSWERS!"--Steve
"I am woman hear me roar! RARR"-- Random Quote
"My ice cream is getting cold!!!"--Brent
"I think it's interesting where the interstates are. Call it a fetish " --Luke
"LINDSEY, TU AMOR ES MAYOR QUE HELADO!" --Brent
"Then they run around in a circle trying to start a tornado."-- Benj
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Old 02-09-2002, 11:47 AM   #8
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X RATED!!!!!

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How so???????????????/

I thought that was a goodie!
HAHAHEHEHEHHOHOHOHO!!!!!!
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