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Old 07-04-2009, 02:36 PM   #1
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NEW WORLD SURVEY

Last month a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.


And finally........................... In Australia they hung up because
they couldn't understand the Indian accent of the researcher.

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awwwwwww their badluck!
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:43 AM   #3
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terribly distasteful. I like it.
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