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Old 02-06-2002, 11:26 AM   #1
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The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk;
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying.
He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break;
He restores my faith in study guides.
He leads me to better study habits
For my grades' sake.
Yea, tho' I walk through the valley of borderline grades,
I will not have a nervous breakdown;
For Thou art with me;
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.
Thou givest me the answers in moments of blankness;
Thou anointest my head with understanding,
My test paper runneth over with questions I recognize.
Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me
All the days of examinations;
And I shall not have to dwell in this university
Forever!
Amen!

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If Jesus didn't side with the Pharisees, Sadducees, Scribes, Priests, Romans, Kings, etc, what makes you think that He will side with your political party? Think about it. <BR>
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Thought for the moment/day/week/month or so... <BR>Why do people have "Power of Pride" and "Proud to be an American" bumperstickers? Proverbs 16:18
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Old 02-06-2002, 11:58 AM   #2
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Heeyy.... pretty catchy! I like that.
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Old 02-06-2002, 08:51 PM   #3
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Haha!
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Old 02-08-2002, 02:20 PM   #4
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my roomate and i printed this out and put it on our door... it fits b/c she's going thru doing her senior thesis and is working hard to live up to that line, "And I shall not have to dwell in this university FOREVER" LoL
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If Jesus didn't side with the Pharisees, Sadducees, Scribes, Priests, Romans, Kings, etc, what makes you think that He will side with your political party? Think about it. <BR>
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Thought for the moment/day/week/month or so... <BR>Why do people have "Power of Pride" and "Proud to be an American" bumperstickers? Proverbs 16:18
*Please keep Mike in your prayers folks. Thanks!*
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Old 02-08-2002, 04:15 PM   #5
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~"Seek first his kingdom and righteousness and all these things will be added unto you." Matthew 6:33

whenever satan reminds you of your past, remind him of his future and then kick him in the head!!!

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