[OiBoyz]

Originally Posted by Giga Hertz

Why can't it be as easy as on Sims? :P

Because it's much more interesting in real life than on the sims.

[Giga Hertz]

That's a very good point and definitely something to think about. Thanks.

And yeah, it wouldn't be as interesting or adventurous. That's true. Guess that's one of the many trials that God places for us to overcome. :P

[crazymoose]

You have a crush? Here's what you do:

1. Use a permanent marker to write "_____ will you go out with me?" on your tummy.
2. Write your phone number on your back.
3. Wait for her to walk by you, surrounded by friends. Preferably in a really crowded area.
4. Shout her name as loudly as possible
5. Rip off your shirt (and I mean rip. None of this sissy pulling it over your head)
6. Dance the macarena for her, winking at her at every possible chance.
7. Point at your stomach and smile creepily.
8. Scream really high pitched and run away giggling like an elf. (your phone number should be visible to her as you run)

Voila! Crush problem solved. One of two things will happen:
1. She calls you, in which case you know she has issues and should be avoided.
2. She never speaks to you or looks at you again, and your crush can die from the knowledge that you've killed all hope of dating her.

Worked for me...

[Giga Hertz]

The sad thing is... since this is the Internet, and there's lots of weird stuff on here, I really don't know whether you're serious or not.

[crazymoose]

Originally Posted by Giga Hertz

The sad thing is... since this is the Internet, and there's lots of weird stuff on here, I really don't know whether you're serious or not.

Definitely not serious. Though I can guarantee you won't have that crush problem anymore...

[Giga Hertz]

Rather true, that. Though I think I'd rather the problem go away on its own, slowly. :P