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Old 05-27-2009, 11:17 PM   #46
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:21 PM   #47
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:22 PM   #48
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:27 PM   #49
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Oh, the jokes.....
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:30 PM   #50
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Old 05-30-2009, 08:27 PM   #51
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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

actually that might not be a good one for this thread....
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Old 05-30-2009, 09:02 PM   #52
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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

actually that might not be a good one for this thread....
#1 - She probably didn't have a driver's license.

#2 - She was blind.

#3 - She would probably break her arms trying to read road signs.
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Old 05-30-2009, 09:27 PM   #53
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how about we just stick with your answers mmmk?
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Old 05-31-2009, 12:33 AM   #54
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Why? You weren't about to give a totally sexist answer, were you?

Did you know that sexism is the leading cause of inevitable celibacy? (Yeah, that's exactly what I said when they told me.)
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Old 05-31-2009, 06:33 AM   #55
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srsly? I alway tell my "girlfriend" to go make me a sammich or to get back in the kitchen... of course she knows I'm being sarcastic.

although I've had one of my friends mom get pretty upset because she thought I was serious...
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Old 10-11-2009, 11:10 PM   #56
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
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Old 10-11-2009, 11:20 PM   #57
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I don't know his real name, but I call him Dr. Jones.

I'm still not sure how he keeps following me home....
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Old 10-12-2009, 01:37 PM   #58
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It doesn't matter. He won't come when he's called anyway.
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