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Old 04-27-2009, 03:58 PM   #16
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I am funnier than you, Kentl. And I'm always available for my greatest client, WWJC.

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Old 04-27-2009, 04:00 PM   #17
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I am funnier than you, Kentl. And I'm always available for my greatest client, WWJC.
mabey but we will let the others decide (now i just need to come up with something)
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I honestly would have guessed the actual Kentl was mulletman and vice versa...
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Old 04-27-2009, 04:01 PM   #18
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mabey but we will let the others decide (now i just need to come up with something)
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Old 04-27-2009, 04:03 PM   #19
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what is that???????????!!!!
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Old 04-27-2009, 04:09 PM   #20
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what is that???????????!!!!
Oh, oh, inspiration for my next song! Yes! *pees pants*
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Old 04-27-2009, 04:09 PM   #21
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It's like showing a middle-schooler soap. The confusion is slowly displaced by use which breeds familiarity.
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Old 04-28-2009, 12:44 AM   #22
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S.H.I.F.T.

Rush home, to my favorite friend
Slight touch of the mouse, my Jonas Brother's screen saver ends
Log on, to my favorite message board
Start a thread in CPF, tellin' everyone I'm bored

Matching wits with the slope and mulletman
The dim light from my monitor barely lights my hands
Out of the corner of my eye I spy something strange
Like a scene out of a horror film, everything's deranged

What's that key, to the left of my pinkey
What a sight, there's one on the right
When it's pressed, nothing happens...nothing happens

S-h-i-f-t, there's a user with that name
I'll seek him out on CGR and ask him what's his game
Why on my interface with all these letters galore
Is his name written on my keyboard, this I will implore

What's that key, to the left of my pinkey
What a sight, there's one on the right
When it's pressed, nothing happens...nothing happens

Mattslope Teach me....
Mattslope Teach me...

What's that key, to the left of my pinkey
What a sight, there's one on the right
When it's pressed, nothing happens...nothing happens
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Old 04-28-2009, 12:47 AM   #23
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Are you suggesting that I re-release The Frothy Urine Song? I'll have to talk to my manager/producer. Where is mattslope anyway?
Does that question really need to be asked?
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Old 04-28-2009, 07:57 AM   #24
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Awesome song. Sounds a lot like Jethro Tull. I don't know why but i can only hear the first 37 seconds.
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:22 AM   #25
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Awesome song. Sounds a lot like Jethro Tull. I don't know why but i can only hear the first 37 seconds.
I don't know. I downloaded it just now, and got the full file. Try downloading it again. If it doesn't work I'll send you the next song for no charge.
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:33 AM   #26
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I tried it like 3 times. It actually keeps getting one second shorter each time.
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:52 AM   #27
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I have a new favorite! Well done, sir!
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Old 06-12-2009, 07:53 PM   #28
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This thread is too cool to die. Consider it BUMPed.
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Old 06-13-2009, 02:14 PM   #29
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This thread is too cool to die. Consider it BUMPed.
Never fear fenderdude#s. This thread never dies. It's like acne...you think it's gone and then you eat a chocolate bar.
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Old 06-13-2009, 05:36 PM   #30
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I think you should do a song dedicated to mulletman and metal
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Twice in one thread that I've agreed with mattslope. Surely it's a sign of the apocalypse?
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How can you spell Pokemon right (with the little carrot and everything) and yet destroy the rest of the English language!?
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