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Old 01-07-2009, 07:15 PM   #1
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Well, I really don't know what to say. Maybe I shoud just go to Congress in the morning and request a Federal bailout for myself?

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"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America."

Gee! Aren't you glad that the porn industry exists with our best interest at heart? Please.

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Old 01-07-2009, 07:23 PM   #2
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Aren't you glad that the porn industry exists with our best interest at heart?
I don't think the heart is the organ they're concerned with.

Anyway, I don't think the request is totally earnest.
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:53 AM   #4
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That's hilarious. It would make more sense than the auto bailout, sad to say.
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What about a church bailout. Giving has been down lately...
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Old 01-10-2009, 02:46 AM   #6
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Well, the Auto-Industry needs a new heart.... the Porn Industry needs a new brain... and investors need courage... sounds... copyrighted...
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Old 01-10-2009, 10:37 AM   #7
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So W is the Wizard and Obama is Dorothy? He does talk about hope a lot -- "Somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly..."
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Old 01-10-2009, 10:41 AM   #8
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Well, the Auto-Industry needs a new heart.... the Porn Industry needs a new brain... and investors need courage... sounds... copyrighted...
Many times I'm thinking it's congress that needs the new brain...
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:51 PM   #9
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So W is the Wizard and Obama is Dorothy? He does talk about hope a lot -- "Somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly..."
Very good comparison... Obama is like a little lost girl and W is an old man with nothing but tricks and solves absolutely nothing...

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Many times I'm thinking it's congress that needs the new brain...
They're more like the land of oz.... they do about 1 hour of work a week and then talk the rest of the time.
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