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01-05-2009, 08:04 PM
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#1 | | Mostly Harmless
Joined: Sep 2007 Location: Manitoba...I think Posts: 1,356
| Dial-A-Wombat First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer. But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all.
It all began early yesterday when Sale police received a telephone call: "You won't believe this, and I'm not drunk, but there's a wombat in the phone booth outside the town hall," the caller said. Not firmly convinced about the caller's claim to sobriety, members of the constabulary drove to the scene, expecting to pick up a drunk. But there it was, an annoyed wombat, trapped in a telephone booth. The wombat, determined not to be had the better of again, threw its bulk into the fray. It was eventually lassoed and released in a nearby scrub. Then the officers received another message ... another wombat in another phone booth. There it was: *Another* angry wombat trapped in a telephone booth. The constables took the miffed marsupial into temporary custody and released it, too, in the scrub. But on their way back to the station they happened to pass another telephone booth, and -- you guessed it -- another imprisoned wombat. After some serious detective work, the lads in blue found a suspect, and after questioning, released him to be charged on summons. Their problem ... they cannot find a law against placing wombats in telephone booths.
"Newcastle Morning Herald", NSW Australia, Aug 1980.
From http://ee.usyd.edu.au/suss/Bulls/37(4)/amuse.html
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01-05-2009, 08:14 PM
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#2 | | AKA 001/7
Joined: Jul 2005 Location: Calyfornia, yah it's Arnold Posts: 681
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Originally Posted by TFK14 First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer. But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all.
It all began early yesterday when Sale police received a telephone call: "You won't believe this, and I'm not drunk, but there's a wombat in the phone booth outside the town hall," the caller said. Not firmly convinced about the caller's claim to sobriety, members of the constabulary drove to the scene, expecting to pick up a drunk. But there it was, an annoyed wombat, trapped in a telephone booth. The wombat, determined not to be had the better of again, threw its bulk into the fray. It was eventually lassoed and released in a nearby scrub. Then the officers received another message ... another wombat in another phone booth. There it was: *Another* angry wombat trapped in a telephone booth. The constables took the miffed marsupial into temporary custody and released it, too, in the scrub. But on their way back to the station they happened to pass another telephone booth, and -- you guessed it -- another imprisoned wombat. After some serious detective work, the lads in blue found a suspect, and after questioning, released him to be charged on summons. Their problem ... they cannot find a law against placing wombats in telephone booths.
"Newcastle Morning Herald", NSW Australia, Aug 1980.
From http://ee.usyd.edu.au/suss/Bulls/37(4)/amuse.html | Prank calling with a vengeance, good thing that PETA isn't in Australia.....
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07-23-2009, 05:14 PM
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#3 | | My car can whoop your car
Joined: Nov 2007 Location: Kwameland Posts: 1,688
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07-23-2009, 05:24 PM
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#4 | | The People's Super Moderator
Joined: Sep 2002 Location: Aldergrove, BC, Canada Posts: 14,780
| Honestly? That's brilliant. Maybe a bit mean to the poor marsupial, but that is a legitimately amusing prank. |
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07-23-2009, 08:56 PM
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#5 | | not registered user
Joined: Feb 2004 Location: Tauranga, New Zealand Posts: 3,286
| oh come on, it was the 80's. back then Wombats did that all the time.
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