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Old 10-12-2008, 12:51 AM   #1
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For all the blondes who act like the blondes, please beware as you may be offended.

Q: A blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?
A: The brunette - the blonde had to ask for directions.

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Old 10-12-2008, 01:09 AM   #2
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Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write Please Turn Over on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot a bullet in the air?
A: She missed
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:52 PM   #3
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Ok, those are funny.
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I still like this one:

Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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Old 10-26-2008, 03:48 PM   #5
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3 Blondes walked into a bar you'd have thought by the 3rd they would've noticed
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Okay, so is this where ALL the blonde jokes go now, or are you guys just trying to stir me?

two blondes are walking towards each other when they get to a pole. one says to the other, "How do I get to the other side?"
The other says, "You ARE on the other side."
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LOL this is kinda Late but...

Q:How do you confuse a blonde

A:Tell her to find a corner in a round room

Q: How does Blonde Confuse you

A: she shows you the corner
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Old 11-02-2008, 11:12 AM   #8
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The only good blonde joke I know is a bit too risqué for CGR. Alas.
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A blonde walked into a shop and told a staff member, "I'd like to buy that TV in the corner."

The staff says, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes."

The blonde rushes home, dyes her hair brown, and rushes back to the shop.

She finds a different staff member and says, "I'd like to buy that TV in the corner."

The 2nd staff says, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes."

The blonde rushes home again, dyes her hair black, and rushes back to the shop again.

She finds another staff member and says, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes."

The blonde gets really annoyed and yells, "Why on earth do you think I'm a blonde?"

The 3rd staff member replies, "You see that "TV" in the corner? That's not a TV - that's a microwave!"
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